Super Troopers 2

875 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:27,925 Where did you get the car? 876 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,426 -Suck it, cop! -(groaning) 877 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:34,515 Holy Christmas. 878 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:36,391 Oh, my God. 879 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,185 They're all hopped up on goofballs. 880 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,437 You can't catch me! (yelling) 881 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:42,898 I'm gonna get my bean bag gun! 882 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,192 Show me where you got these and I'll let you play with my Taser. 883 00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:46,276 Ooh! Yeah! 884 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:50,364 THORNY: We gotta be careful. 885 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,991 This is the kind of image that could go viral. 886 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:55,285 There! 887 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,037 (kids grunting) 888 00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:01,083 THORNY: All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys. 889 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,293 (yelling) 890 00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:04,920 Stay! Stay. 891 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:26,483 -What's up, Soapy? -(whistles) 892 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:27,818 RABBIT: More pills? 893 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,612 Did Apple change their logo? 894 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,241 THORNY: What have we here? 895 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,202 (sniffs) Cubans. 896 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:38,911 Must make you feel right at home. 897 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:39,955 Good one. 898 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:41,873 KID: Pills, pills, pills! 899 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:42,958 THORNY: Oh, boy. 900 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,543 (kids screaming) 901 00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:48,922 Viva la revolución, baby! 902 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,299 -Ay, ay, ay! -FARVA: Ugh. 903 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:51,925 You ever hear of the Cuban Embargo? 904 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,510 That embargo is yesterday's news. 905 00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:54,636 Not for me it isn't. 906 00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:57,222 That's like sucking Castro's cold wrinkled dick. 907 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,642 Cuban cigars, 908 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:02,644 counterfeit iPhones and unmarked pills. 909 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,937 We got something here. 910 00:35:03,979 --> 00:35:06,607 You boys stumbled on quite a booty closet. 911 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:07,774 A what now? 912 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,735 Booty. Contraband. 913 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:11,653 What? They don't say "booty" anymore? 914 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,447 -Not really, no. -Nah. 915 00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,574 Canadian counterfeit iPhones? 916 00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,743 We should call them eh-Phones, eh? Right? 917 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,661 (dialing) 918 00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:21,955 (line ringing) 919 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,624 (cell phones ringing) 920 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,752 They all have the same number? That's a rip-off. 921 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:29,087 So, what pills do we have? 922 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,255 Not sure. 923 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,716 Five different kinds. None of them have markings. 924 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:33,926 Send them to the lab. 925 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:36,094 I tried! The U.S. lab said send them to the Canadian lab. 926 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,263 The Canadian lab said, (in Canadian accent) "Oh, ya, hey there. 927 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:40,891 -"Send 'em over to the U.S. lab there." -Maybe the Mounties have some pull? 928 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:42,434 -Boo! -(overlapping chatter) 929 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:43,519 Fuck the Mounties! 930 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,853 -Fuckin' Canada. -Fuck that. 931 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:46,605 For all we know, this was the Mounties. 932 00:35:46,647 --> 00:35:48,273 Easy on the local cop conspiracies. 933 00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:50,859 We'll solve this case ourselves. 934 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,361 I'll put a call out to Montpelier, 935 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:55,030 see if they can line up a lab for us. 936 00:35:55,072 --> 00:35:57,324 Wah, wah! I don't need some nerd 937 00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:58,951 in a lab coat to tell me what this shit is. 938 00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:02,538 (exclaims, crunching) 939 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:04,498 Sometimes even I've gotta hand it to you, 940 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:05,874 you weird son of a bitch. 941 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,501 But why is it that you chew a pill 942 00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,378 yet you swallow M&M's whole? 943 00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:11,255 I'm a complicated guy, Mac. (chews gum) 944 00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:13,090 Okay. All right. 945 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,301 See you boys in the Renaissance Period. 946 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,386 Huzzah! 947 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:18,887 (all gulping) 948 00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:23,809 (moaning) 949 00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:25,185 (drawling) Can't move. 950 00:36:25,686 ...