The Hangover Part II

"On my way, niggas." 532 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:14,814 Oh, niggas. Okay. 533 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,274 Hip-hop. 534 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:22,989 We are so fucked. 535 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:26,326 - Hey, Phil. - What? 536 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,328 Look who's back. Hi. 537 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,999 We gotta get you out of the sun. Get you a hat. 538 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,960 Yeah. Yeah. 539 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,797 Phil, I really think we should go to the American Consulate. 540 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,716 For what? Report a dead body we shoved into an ice machine? 541 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,844 Are we gonna keep walking in circles? That's real productive. 542 00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,806 I'm trying to figure this out. Your attitude is not helping. 543 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:51,101 Well, I'm sorry. It's 100 degrees and we don't have a plan. 544 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,353 And all we've done is buy him hats and sodas. 545 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,854 What? It's a bag of Fanta. 546 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:57,607 - All right, what do you wanna do, Stu? - I don't know. 547 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,360 - Then stop yelling at me like it's my fault. - It is your fault! 548 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,363 All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. 549 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,699 Shit. Shut up, it's Doug. Talk to me. 550 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:09,035 Just got off the phone with Bangkok P.D. They got him. He's okay. 551 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:12,372 Oh. Thank God. Doug found him. 552 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,207 - What happened? <i>- He got arrested.</i> 553 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:17,210 - Arrested? For what? - Disorderly conduct. 554 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,546 - Seriously? <i>- Yeah. He's okay, though.</i> 555 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:23,258 They'll release him to you, no questions asked. No one here has to know. 556 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,468 He's at the, uh... 557 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,805 ..."Ratchawang Police Station." 558 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,224 Okay. Okay, I'll call you when we get there. 559 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:35,145 - Teddy's in jail, but fine. We gotta get a cab. - Okay. All right. 560 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,902 - Yes, I have his paperwork here. - Okay. 561 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,071 - He has been cleared. - Sounds good. 562 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,032 - Of course. - Thank you. 563 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,701 We're good, we're good. They're processing for release. 564 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:53,747 Yeah, they threw him in the drunk tank. He's fine. 565 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:57,042 Sixteen years old, spent a night in jail. Can you imagine? 566 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,086 We love to party. 567 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,009 Here we go. 568 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,095 - Wait, who's this fucking guy? - Teddy Srisai. 569 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,764 What...? No, no, no. I'm so... 570 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,557 It's the wrong guy. Sir. 571 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,768 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Uh, there's been a mistake. 572 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:17,604 He brought the wrong guy. That's not Teddy. 573 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,607 Of course it is. We have his IDs and everything. 574 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:24,277 These were in his pockets when we made the arrest. 575 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:25,570 They were in his pocket? 576 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,782 Excuse me, sir. 577 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:31,117 How did you get this stuff? 578 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,079 Hello? 579 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:35,872 Teddy doesn't speak. 580 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,376 We tried English, Thai, Chinese. Nothing. 581 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:40,960 Let me ask you something. 582 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:45,590 Does he look like he works out at Bally Total Fitness in Palo Alto, California? 583 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,302 Look, we arrest a lot of people. 584 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,639 We cannot analyze everything. All right? 585 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,974 Well, what do you expect us to do with this guy? 586 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:56,267 Not my problem. 587 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,062 Hey, guys? 588 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,481 I think he knows us. 589 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,316 Hi. Hello. 590 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:11,241 Do you know where our friend is?! Teddy! He's missing! 591 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,493 Stu, forget it. The guy's worthless. 592 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,996 He knows something. He's wearing Teddy's sweatshirt. 593 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:19,791 What if he just doesn't understand? 594 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,837 Uh, I'll act it out. Yeah, like charades. Watch. 595 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,256 - Two words. - Is it a movie? 596 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,175 This is not for you, Alan. 597 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:34,347 ...