A former teenage getaway driver gets dragged back into her unsavory past when a former employer offers her a chance to save the life of her chronically unreliable ex-boyfriend.
Eenie Meanie is a Action, Comedy, Crime film released in 2025.
3 subtitle releases available in English. 1 release includes Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
493
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:07,917
- That's not...
- What?
494
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,333
That's not what I'm saying here.
I'm trying...
495
00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:11,250
If the doctor calls,
I'm gonna take the call myself.
496
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,667
- All right.
- Is it off silent?
497
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,750
The kid out front,
he set it to ring and buzz.
498
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,208
The kid outs... Why can't you s...
Forget about it. Forget I asked.
499
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,958
- Hey. My girl.
- Nico.
500
00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,042
Long time.
501
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,000
No offense, but I was hoping for longer.
502
00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,083
Well, how long has it been?
503
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,667
Oh, it's that museum thing, right?
504
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,417
- Five, six years?
- Seven.
505
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,667
That one went south, didn't it?
506
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,042
I put that scrub on the job.
What was his name?
507
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,375
- Mitts.
- Yeah, Mitts.
508
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:35,875
Big hands, right? Basketball player.
509
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:37,500
- Catcher. Baseball.
- Cat... Catcher.
510
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,167
People thought he had a shot at going pro.
511
00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:43,042
Oh. I guess he never got a shot at
going pro, did he, Edith?
512
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,125
Eenie Meanie.
513
00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:49,458
Always cleaning up everybody's messes.
514
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,125
Are those for everybody?
515
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,708
Hey! The fuck you doing?
516
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,583
Did I offer you a fucking piece of candy?
517
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,500
- You gotta be careful, Nic.
- Tell me about it.
518
00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,417
You're gonna have a stroke,
where does that leave me?
519
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,542
- Like I said, less fortunate.
- That's not fair.
520
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,333
Georgie worries about me.
Wants me to exercise.
521
00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,708
He wants me to take care of that thing.
What is it?
522
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:10,042
Gut health. Probiotics.
523
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,667
Probiotics.
524
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,250
I think I read something about that.
525
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:17,333
Oh. We got a reader over here.
Bobby Book Club.
526
00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:19,292
The only thing you've ever read
in your miserable life
527
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:22,667
is a prescription on the side of a bottle
that you stole out of some guy's car,
528
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:25,167
you miserable junkie bumfuck.
529
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,875
Could you get to
the fucking point here, please?
530
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:27,958
Oh, excuse me.
531
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:33,375
Did this unemployable dick nugget...
532
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,750
<i>Did he tell you about
his last masterpiece he painted?</i>
533
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,000
- It wasn't my fault.
- Hey, what the fuck are you saying to me?
534
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:40,167
- It wasn't your fault.
- Nothing. S-Sorry.
535
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,542
<i>I gave you one simple direction.
What was it?</i>
536
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,500
Not a fucking sound.
537
00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:46,125
- But it wasn't my fault.
- It wasn't your fucking fault?
538
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,667
You went up there, the house was dark.
539
00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:50,250
- Open the door. Do it quick.
- All right. Okay.
540
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,958
Don't fuck with us, honky.
541
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,417
Honky? You're white too.
542
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:57,083
Don't tell him that.
I'm trying to throw him off the scent.
543
00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:58,167
He can see your hands.
544
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,417
- What did I tell you?
- Case the house first.
545
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,042
Case the fucking house first!
546
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,292
Surprise!
547
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:07,667
Oh, shit.
548
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,417
You fucking ass... You motherfucker!
549
00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:20,292
How much money
did Leo make for us last year?
550
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:23,208
- 6, 7 hundred thousand, give or take.
- 6, 7 hundred thousand.
551
00:31:23,292 --> 00:31:25,583
You know why I like that money?
Because it had no risk.
552
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:28,042
Prostitution, drugs? High risk.
553
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:31,250
But a guy who counts cards
and wins a little bit like Leo?
554
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,417
What's the worst that can happen?
555
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,583
Eh, someone gets the unfortunate job of
scraping his brains off the street.
556
00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,417
That's the worst. But here's the thing.
557
00:31:37,500 --> 0
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