Two salesmen trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad.
Role Models is a Comedy film released in 2008.
27 subtitle releases available in English. 21 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
He can't drive!
729
00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:42,414
This is unsafe.
730
00:29:42,525 --> 00:29:43,719
Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!
731
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:46,420
What the fuck?
I'm driving! What...
732
00:29:48,764 --> 00:29:49,822
Oh, my God!
733
00:29:49,932 --> 00:29:51,194
Nice. Look what
you started.
734
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,733
Happy now?
RONNIE: I'm gonna kill you!
735
00:29:52,835 --> 00:29:54,462
AUGIE: What did I do?
736
00:30:02,878 --> 00:30:05,073
So I guess I'll pick
you up tomorrow
around 9:00?
737
00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,705
Uh, could we make it 10:00?
738
00:30:06,816 --> 00:30:09,410
Kid, you wanna spend
some hours together or not?
739
00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:12,578
Dude, if I'm gonna have
to chauffeur your asses
around, let's make it 10:00.
740
00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:13,712
Yeah.
741
00:30:13,823 --> 00:30:16,257
Hey, Danny, you wanna
come see my turtle?
742
00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:17,792
I'm fine.
743
00:30:21,597 --> 00:30:22,564
(ENGINE STARTS)
744
00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:24,992
RONNIE: Of course he
has a turtle.
745
00:30:30,673 --> 00:30:32,072
See you tomorrow, Ronnie.
746
00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,539
Fuck you, Anson!
747
00:30:33,642 --> 00:30:34,666
Never gets old.
748
00:30:34,777 --> 00:30:36,005
Wait, wait, wait.
749
00:30:36,112 --> 00:30:37,443
You bitch!
750
00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:39,309
(RONNIE CHUCKLING)
751
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:42,317
(GRUNTS)
752
00:30:51,627 --> 00:30:53,254
Oh, my God.
She's moving out.
753
00:30:53,362 --> 00:30:55,193
Dude, that's harsh.
754
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,425
Shit.
755
00:30:59,668 --> 00:31:00,760
Wow, you weren't
kidding around.
756
00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,167
Yeah, I'm sorry.
757
00:31:02,271 --> 00:31:04,205
I wanted to be gone
by the time you got home.
758
00:31:04,306 --> 00:31:07,241
No, it's all right.
This is better, you know.
759
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:10,540
Now we get to share
the moment with
Wheeler and...
760
00:31:11,547 --> 00:31:12,912
Becca and Sarah.
761
00:31:13,015 --> 00:31:14,209
Yeah, and Becca
and Sarah.
762
00:31:14,316 --> 00:31:16,250
Who you've met,
like, 127 times.
763
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,217
I know.
Keys.
764
00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:22,088
Beth, come on.
You don't have to do this.
765
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,022
I left you the Crock-Pot.
766
00:31:25,127 --> 00:31:27,288
I know you like chili.
767
00:31:36,072 --> 00:31:41,100
I know it's really hard
for you right now, but I just
want you to know that
768
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:43,872
when you love something,
you set it free,
769
00:31:43,979 --> 00:31:46,971
and if it's meant
to be, you just...
770
00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:50,781
You take it back,
and it comes...
771
00:31:50,886 --> 00:31:52,717
Yeah, I know where
you're going with it.
772
00:31:52,822 --> 00:31:56,781
Yeah, and if she doesn't
come back, I'd go for that
friend of hers in the sweater.
773
00:31:56,892 --> 00:32:00,953
I know she's a few pounds
overweight, but, you know,
in my experience,
774
00:32:01,063 --> 00:32:04,191
it's the bigger ones that
do way more stuff.
775
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,358
Good talk, Wheeler.
776
00:32:05,468 --> 00:32:07,095
Pick you up at 10:00.
777
00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:18,735
Hi, Ronnie.
778
00:32:18,848 --> 00:32:20,372
How are you today?
What are you doing here?
779
00:32:20,483 --> 00:32:21,780
I told you I'd pick
you up at 10:00, right?
780
00:32:21,884 --> 00:32:23,146
But I thought
you'd pussy out.
781
00:32:23,252 --> 00:32:27,621
Well, you see? It's wonderful.
We're learning so
much about each other.
782
00:32:34,029 --> 00:32:36,088
Hey! You must be Wheeler.
783
00:32:36,198 --> 00:32:37,790
I'm Karen.
Hi, Karen.
784
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,765
Wow, you look way too young
to be Ronnie's mother.
785
00:32:39,869 --> 00:32:41,268
What are you,
the babysitter?
786
00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:43,031
(GIGGLING)
You're funny.
787
00:32:43,139 --> 00:32:45,664
You're gonna need that
sense of humor if you're
gonna keep up with my son.
788
00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:48,504
It's about time Sturdy Wings
found someone who could.
789
00:32:48,611 --> 00:32:52,672
Yeah, well,
I think that Ronnie's
a great little dude.
790
00:32:52,781 --> 00:32:55,443
"A great little dude"?
You're cute.
791
00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:58,179
You ready, pal?
792
00:32:58,287 --> 00:33:00,016
I ain't your pal, vanilla.
793
00:33:00,556 --> 00:33:02,581
Karen, would you mind
signing my hours sheet?
794
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,249
Sure.
Great.
795
00:33:05,628 --> 00:33:06,788
Well.
796
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,455
All right.
You boys have fun.
797
00:33:09,565 --> 00:33:12,056
His idea of fun
is a fucking
pottery class, yo.
798
00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:15,729
Hey. Hey, hey.
Watch your mouth,
little man.
799
00:33:17,673 --> 0...
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