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and they don't bother me. 627 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,530 Liar! Tell me there aren't customers 628 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:34,241 that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis. 629 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,667 - There aren't! - How can you lie like that? 630 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,999 Why don't you vent? Vent your frustrations. Who pisses you off? 631 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:46,545 Well, I guess it isn't customers in particular. 632 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,926 Maybe just a group of customers. 633 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:52,681 - Well, let's hear it. - Well, the Milk Maids. 634 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,596 The Milk Maids? 635 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,228 The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date, 636 00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,653 as if somewhere beyond all the gallons is a container of milk 637 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,026 that won't go bad for like a decade. 638 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,443 You know who I can do without? The people in the video store. 639 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,323 - Which ones? - All of 'em. 640 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,374 What would you get for a 6-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed? 641 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,792 So, do you have any new movies in? 642 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,295 Do you have that one with that guy 643 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,248 who was in that movie that was out last year? 644 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,916 They never rent quality flicks. 645 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,094 They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks. 646 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,139 <i>Ooh! Navy Seals!</i> 647 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:34,560 In order to join they have to have an IQ less than their shoe size. 648 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,560 You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage that I get. 649 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,438 There's no ice? I've got to drink this coffee hot? 650 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,230 So, how much is this thing anyway? 651 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,528 Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? 652 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,405 <i>Oh, Mini Truckin' magazine.</i> 653 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,822 - See? You vented. Don't you feel better? - No. 654 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,874 - Why not? - My ex-girlfriend is getting married. 655 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:01,829 You got a one-track mind. It's always Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin. 656 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,505 Veronica! 657 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:08,506 - What happened to home by 12:00? - Boss hasn't shown up yet. 658 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,837 - How come you're not in class? - Got cancelled. 659 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:14,516 - So I brought you some lunch. - What is it? 660 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,640 Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think? 661 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,688 - It's lasagne. - Really? 662 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,982 Oh, you're the queen. 663 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,982 I'm glad you calmed down a bit. Hi, Randal. 664 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,938 - Thirty-seven? - Shut up! 665 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,909 Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal. 666 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,281 Why don't you go back to the video store? 667 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:44,955 - You had to tell him? - I had to. He put it into perspective. 668 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,916 - What did he say? - He said at least he wasn't 36. 669 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,547 And that made you feel better? 670 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:53,255 And he said most of them were college guys I never even seen or met before. 671 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,994 The ostrich syndrome. If you don't see it... 672 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:56,429 It isn't there. Yes. 673 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:59,887 - Thank you for being rational. - Thank you for the lasagne. 674 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,892 - Couldn't get the shutters open? - No. 675 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,896 I called the locksmith. The earliest he can be here is tomorrow morning. 676 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,694 Bummer. Well, I gotta head back for the 1:30 class. 677 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:12,115 - What time you get finished? - 8:00. I have a sorority meeting 'til 9:00. 678 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,488 I'll see you when you close. Can we go out for coffee? 679 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,695 - Sure. - Good. 680 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:19,076 See you when you close. Enjoy the lasagne. 681 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,928 Vermont? 682 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:42,012 No, that can't be. I just talked to him this morning. 683 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,143 He left at what time? 684 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:49,020 He really went to Vermont? When the hell was someone going to tell me? 685 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,775 He promised me he'd be here by noon! 686...