The Package

-Dude. -What? 663 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,572 -Uh, he texted her. -Who texted her? 664 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,031 -Chad. -What? 665 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,033 When I was calling 911 from Becky's phone, 666 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,451 -[groans] -Chad texted, 667 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,828 and said he wants to get back together. 668 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,122 -Rent cast party, man. -Yeah, I, um... 669 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,583 Oh, man, I think I fucked up. 670 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,252 I, like, I think I texted him back as her. 671 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,255 [Donnie] Whoa. That is epic. What did you say? 672 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:25,216 I said, "Fuck you," and then I called him a dirty taint. 673 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,718 -[laughs] -Guys! Guys? 674 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,095 We're gonna stop and pee really quick. 675 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,848 Ginger Pablo Escobar, please keep your eyes downhill. 676 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,975 [Donnie] Ha! Hope you pee on your shoes. 677 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,727 People are noticing. 678 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,687 It still looks like you blew Chester Cheetah. 679 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,272 -Oh, shit! -What? 680 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 -Is Donnie coming to perv on me? -[Becky] No. 681 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:42,734 Hey, Sean! 682 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,070 Sean, there's a ranger lookout station. They might have ice. 683 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,906 Hey, that's good. 684 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,407 That's awesome. Let's go. 685 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,910 -♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪ -Sorry. 686 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,121 -♪ Like I know you want me to do ♪ -Over there. Come on. 687 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,623 -♪ Hey! ♪ -Let's go! 688 00:31:57,206 --> 00:31:58,291 Let's go! 689 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:00,710 [Sean] Hello? 690 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,296 -Hello, anybody? -[Donnie] Hello? 691 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,715 -Hello? -Hello? 692 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,593 We need some help! It's an emergency! 693 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,844 -Excuse me? -Hello? 694 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,220 [Becky and Donnie] Hello? 695 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,347 Is anybody home? 696 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,307 Seems like we have to break into this bitch. 697 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:15,808 What? We're not doing that. 698 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,560 I don't know. This is government property. 699 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:18,853 I feel like it would be... 700 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,104 a bad idea. 701 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,065 Damn. 702 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,984 But, yeah, you know, this is a time-sensitive case 703 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,819 so it's a good call. It's a good call. 704 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,370 -[all sigh] -[Donnie] Mm, it's empty. 705 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,579 [Sarah] Great. 706 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:42,251 [Donnie] Please have ice. Please have ice. 707 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,420 -[flies buzzing] -[Becky] Oh, dude. No, close that. 708 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:46,714 [coughs] 709 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,425 Well maybe there's still a phone or radio or something, right? 710 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:50,802 -Yeah? Yeah. -Yeah. Okay. 711 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,893 -[rattling] -[screaming] Oh, my God! 712 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,520 Oh, my God! 713 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,562 [all gasp] 714 00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,818 -[Sarah] Oh! -[Becky] No, no, no. 715 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,903 I think the rattlesnake bit the dick. 716 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,030 [Donnie] Oh, my God. A snake bit the dick? 717 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,865 We have to get the venom out somehow. 718 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,826 -Yeah. How do we do that? -We have to get it out. 719 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,495 Maybe if we shake it a lot, the venom will pour out. 720 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,871 No, we have to, uh... 721 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,543 Someone has to suck it out. 722 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:31,092 It seems only fair that the person who's had that dick in their mouth do it. 723 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,555 Donnie, what the fuck are you talking about? 724 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,183 -I'm obviously referring to Becky. -What? 725 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:43,104 You guys shared a womb together, so obviously at some point in the dark... 726 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:45,481 -that dick went in your mouth. -This idiot. 727 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,859 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Fumbling around. 728 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:51,571 Donnie, I didn't suck his fetus penis when I was in the womb. 729 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,031 I am his sister. 730 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,074 I am obviously the last person to suck the dick. 731 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,744 -You're sucking before I do. -[Donnie] I'm sucking... [laughs] 732 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,829 I am not sucking my brother's dick. End of story. 733 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,331 The women should suck the dic...