Snack Shack

658 00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,060 in case some inspector comes sniffing around. I'm serious. 659 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,044 Wait, wait, what the fuck are you gonna do, Moose? 660 00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:38,481 - Are you for real? - Yeah. 661 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,396 I gotta handle all the upper management shit. 662 00:29:40,526 --> 00:29:42,877 - Upper management? - Fucko, we're ten days out. 663 00:29:43,007 --> 00:29:44,661 We don't have a candy distributor locked. 664 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,142 No chips. No pop. No fridge. No nuker. No fucking money. 665 00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:49,512 - What do you think I'm doing? - We're absolutely fucked. 666 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,015 No, we're not fucked. 667 00:29:51,146 --> 00:29:52,906 My parents are gonna send me to military school. 668 00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:54,865 Calm the fuck down. No one's going to military school. 669 00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:56,238 All right, look, have a smoke. 670 00:29:56,368 --> 00:29:57,413 <b><font color="#ca004c">[SIGHS]</font></b> Okay. 671 00:29:58,806 --> 00:30:00,068 <b><font color="#ca004c">[SIGHS]</font></b> 672 00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:05,595 New deal. We gotta resurrect one of the old schemes. 673 00:30:05,725 --> 00:30:07,510 Make some quick cash to float the first week. 674 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,121 - You still holding any Utilac? - I think I've got ten cans. 675 00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:12,428 - Then we run Curbs-n-Candy. - With what candy, Moose? 676 00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:14,473 Those Boy Scout chocolates. Those Turtles. 677 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,998 - No, that shit's pre-Webelos. - Who gives a shit? 678 00:30:17,128 --> 00:30:19,193 It's not like some old bird's gonna check the expiration date. 679 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,567 <b><font color="#ca004c">[SCOFFS]</font></b> God. You're subhuman. 680 00:30:21,698 --> 00:30:23,395 You know that, right? <b><font color="#ca004c">[PHONE RINGS]</font></b> 681 00:30:24,048 --> 00:30:25,848 Oh, shit, dude. I bet that's the Aksarben rep. 682 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,226 I left the payphone number with some chick at corporate. 683 00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:30,011 Just scrub the vermin shit, okay? 684 00:30:30,141 --> 00:30:31,360 I'll be back in a flash. 685 00:30:46,854 --> 00:30:48,507 <b><font color="#ca004c">[RATTLING]</font></b> Again, Mrs. Havercamp, 686 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:52,033 we're talking a top-of-the-line, aerosol-based Utilac 490. 687 00:30:52,163 --> 00:30:55,166 Aesthetically, it is a stunning, high-gloss finish. 688 00:30:55,297 --> 00:30:57,497 - Who are you with again? - SprayTech Industries, ma'am. 689 00:30:57,603 --> 00:30:59,954 We specialize in aerosol-based paint solution. 690 00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:02,086 Wait, what is all this? 691 00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:06,134 Oh, we'll paint your address on your street curb. 692 00:31:11,443 --> 00:31:13,184 No. I don't think so. 693 00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:17,623 Well, then might we offer you a delicious four-pack 694 00:31:17,754 --> 00:31:20,496 of milk chocolate Turtles? 695 00:31:25,544 --> 00:31:27,155 <b><font color="#cf685c">MOOSE:</font></b> Yo, here's the sitch. 696 00:31:28,765 --> 00:31:30,565 Homeboy's wanting to know if we'd do two-fifty 697 00:31:30,636 --> 00:31:32,203 and all this for the paint job. 698 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,816 - Is that a bucket of golf balls? - Uh-huh. 699 00:31:36,947 --> 00:31:38,340 Come on, have some dignity, Moose. 700 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:39,926 No, dude, there are some heavy hitters in here. 701 00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:41,343 Pings, Callaways. 702 00:31:41,473 --> 00:31:43,258 Fucking this dude's clean as a whistle. 703 00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:45,042 Okay. 704 00:31:45,173 --> 00:31:47,218 I mean, I guess we could go down to the golf course, 705 00:31:47,349 --> 00:31:49,240 gank a couple empty three-packs from the dumpster 706 00:31:49,264 --> 00:31:50,981 behind the clubhouse, dress them up like new. 707 00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:53,659 Dude, we can flip those bitches for five bucks a pop. 708 00:31:54,573 --> 00:31:56,924 Yeah, okay, I'm in. 709 00:32:01,363 --> 00:32:02,712 <b><font color="#cf685c">MOOSE:</font></b> Alrighty, Willy. 710 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:04,540 Sold. 711 00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:07,282 <b><font color="#ca004c">[RATTLING]</font></b> 712 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,112 <b><font color="#ca004c">[LAUGHING]</font></b> <b><font color="#cf685c">MOOSE:</font></b> That's insane. 713 00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:13,810 Yeah, true story. Come on in. 714 00:32:13,941 --> 00:32:15,855 - Go on, take a seat. - Yo, dude. 715 00:32:15,986 --> 00:32:17,118 Change okay? 716 00:32:17,248 --> 00:32:18,946 Oh, yeah. Count it, dude. 717 00:32:19,076 --> 00:32:20,991 Uh, okay, I noticed 718 00:32:21,122 --> 00:32:22,447 all these <i>Wall Street Journal