Adventures in Babysitting

00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:28,033 You'd better watch your happy home 450 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,125 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 451 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:45,050 - Did you steal all of these cars? - Yeah. It gets me some good money. 452 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,762 - Isn't it kind of dangerous? - Hey, I like danger, all right? 453 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,139 You should try babysitting. 454 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,481 - Sir... - Wait, wait, wait. 455 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,109 - My name is Joe Gipp, okay? - Mr. Gipp... 456 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:05,445 No, just Joe. Just Joe, all right? 457 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,782 We have to get our car to Dawson's Garage. 458 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,451 - Do you think you could... - Relax. Everything'll be okay. 459 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,126 (BELL RINGING) 460 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,797 All right, it's quitting time at Tara. 461 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,887 Good job. Got any defects? 462 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,055 Yeah. A few. 463 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,654 Hi. How you doing? I'm Brad Anderson. 464 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,823 Nice to meet you. This is my sister Sara. 465 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,327 This is Chris Parker and that's my best friend, Daryl Coopersmith. 466 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:56,163 How you doing? Nice to meet you, really. It's great. 467 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,875 - Great shirt. - What are you doing? 468 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:02,794 Hi! Nice to meet you. It's a nice place you got here. 469 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:05,172 - Really. I love it. - Thanks. 470 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,259 Yeah, it's... It's great. Look. 471 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:13,013 We sort of took a wrong turn somewhere, 472 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,642 and if you don't mind, we'd like to get out. 473 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,768 SARA: Mmm-hmm. 474 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:25,859 JOE: Damn. 475 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,570 Hey, don't hold it in, Graydon. 476 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:33,617 - Go and get pissed, man. - You boosted a Caddie full of kids? 477 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,495 They got in the car while I was still in there, man. 478 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,664 Was I supposed to put them out on the street? 479 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,873 They would have been killed. 480 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:45,003 They know where our operation is. They could go to the cops. 481 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,463 Sir. 482 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,550 No, we wouldn't go to the cops. 483 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,679 How am I supposed to know that? 484 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,017 Uh... 485 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,855 We can put it in writing. We'd all sign it. 486 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,149 - We can take it to a notary... - Shut up. 487 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,196 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs. 488 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,703 We'll take care of them after the meeting. 489 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,248 All right, you guys go on home. Clear out of here! 490 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,001 (MEN CHATTERING) 491 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:36,013 Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake. 492 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:40,475 - But what about Brenda? - That was her parents' mistake. 493 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,894 (SINGING ON TV) Here's the story 494 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,771 Of a lovely lady 495 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,734 Who was bringing up three very lovely girls 496 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:53,613 All of them had hair of gold like their mother 497 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,366 The youngest one in curls 498 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,495 Here's the story of a man named Brady 499 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,086 They were four men living all together 500 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:11,006 But they were all alone 501 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,968 Till the one day when the lady met this fellow 502 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,472 And they knew that it was much more than a hunch 503 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,142 I can't see! 504 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:26,438 Chris, please hurry and pick me up! 505 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:32,569 It's dead. 506 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:34,738 - Kind of like us. - What? 507 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:38,575 BRAD: We're really in trouble. We're going to die here. 508 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,119 No, we're not. 509 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,668 Oh, no. No, we are not climbing up there. 510 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:49,961 It is much too dangerous. 511 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:52,672 Look at that. You could poke your eyes out. 512 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,344 Yeah, well, they might poke our brains out. 513 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,721 Dallas gets the Ferraris, 514 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,016 there's one Lamborghini to Phoenix, and Cleveland needs four Porsches. 515 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,727 - Forget that. - But they got an order. 516 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:10,232 I said forget it. I didn't like the way they've been running things. 517 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,485 Cleveland is dead. 518 00:36:07,...