Problem Child is a Comedy, Family film released in 1990.
9 subtitle releases available in English. 3 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
326
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Well, gee...
327
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With a baby, you never know what
you're getting. It could be a dud.
328
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But with you there's no surprise.
329
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- Mr Peabody told us how terrific you are.
- He did?
330
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Sure. He said that you were voted
most popular orphan two years in a row.
331
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That was smart of him.
332
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- In we go.
- Wow. This is a great house.
333
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We're going to keep it
neat and clean, aren't we?
334
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I hope you guys are insured.
335
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And you have a cat. Here, kitty-kitty.
336
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:26,120
No, Junior, make nice with
kitty. Only pet her this way.
337
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I've never seen Fuzzball act like that.
338
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Junior, come here. I
want you to meet Polly.
339
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- Polly, say hello to Junior.
- Hello. Hello.
340
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Is that the only word he knows?
341
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- Yes. I want to show
you the house. - Uh-oh!
342
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- Do I get my own bed?
- This is the big time! You get your own room!
343
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- Wow!
- I hope you like clowns.
344
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<i>Oh, my God. They're retarded.</i>
345
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So, what do you think, big guy?
346
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Well, there sure are a lot of clowns.
347
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That must be your new grandpa. You stay
here. We'll give old gramps a big surprise.
348
00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:16,460
Sh!
349
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Dad, are we glad to see you.
350
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What's this big surprise
you dragged me over here for?
351
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Well, Dad, here's a hint.
352
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Oh, my God.
353
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Finally.
354
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You've both cooked up a cute
little kid for my campaign!
355
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I thought you were getting fatter,
Mama! When's my little grandson due?
356
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- Fatter?
- No, Dad. Florence is not gonna have a baby.
357
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You rascal, you!
358
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You followed my advice and took your sperm
to somebody who knows what to do with it,
359
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a surrogate mother.
360
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:09,470
Tell me something. Do you make out with a
cup or do you get to bump a real live one?
361
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No, Dad, we adopted.
362
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Are you insane?
363
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I thought you'd be happy. Come on.
364
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You don't know what you're
letting yourself in for.
365
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Dopehead mothers. Garbage blood.
366
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His parents may have met in a
loony bin. They might be Democrats.
367
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He's a beautiful kid. Once you meet
him, you'll love him like your very own.
368
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:36,790
I would like to proudly present the
newest member of the Healy family, Junior!
369
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No! Junior!
370
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That's a thousand-dollar coat!
371
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- Junior, are you in here?
- Junior!
372
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Oh, my God. It's the devil.
373
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- Buddy, are you OK?
- Yeah, just a little smoky.
374
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,980
Look, here's the problem. This
clown must have shorted out.
375
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Sparks were coming out of
his nose. I was so scared.
376
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- Little punk is lying.
- Dad!
377
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I hope you kept the damn receipt.
You got one bad seed there.
378
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He can hear you. You'll hurt his
feelings. It was just an accident.
379
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- Accident! Get rid of him.
- We've made our decision.
380
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OK, but it's the last time
I set foot in this house.
381
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Come on, boys.
382
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- Get back.
- What's happening?
383
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Get rid of that kid!
384
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- Get rid of him.
- Easy!
385
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Get rid of that kid!
386
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Poor Fuzzball. She'll never be the same.
387
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Are you ser...
388
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Is that all you can think
of is yo
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