The Spy Next Door

00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,109 - You're full of it. - Yeah, full of it. 321 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,736 I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday. 322 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,156 Really? 'Cause if you really had, that'd be pretty cool. 323 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,950 - Yeah, pretty cool. - Let's hear it then. 324 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,333 You trying to pop our ears? That's nothing but a bunch of static. 325 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,918 - I don't get it. - I get it. 326 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:59,005 You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar. Let's get him. 327 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,133 Wedgie! 328 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,178 Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! 329 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,180 Okay, you asked for it. 330 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,936 No! You guys are gonna hear from me and my lawyer. 331 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,899 You'll pay for this, each and every one of you. 332 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,909 So, tell me more about Halloween. 333 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:31,662 It's the best. You get candy. 334 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:36,751 Everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are. 335 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,921 Sounds familiar. Nora... 336 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:45,009 So, what do you want to be? A Frankenstein? A zombie? 337 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,804 Sweetie, do you want to be a princess? 338 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,557 Yes. 339 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,065 Okay, princess. 340 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,987 Nora? 341 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:13,079 Not fairy. Princess. Princess. 342 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:15,623 Princess. 343 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:24,215 Pink. 344 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,320 - Princess. - It's too big. 345 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,491 Too big? Okay. 346 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,716 Nora? Nora. 347 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:22,815 Nora. 348 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,237 Nora! 349 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:36,537 Nora. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 350 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,336 Nora! 351 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,818 Nora. Please don't wander off again. 352 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,237 I'm sorry, Bob. 353 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,491 Let's go pay for your costume. 354 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,997 Yo, it's Ho. 355 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,543 Just hold him till I get there. 356 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:35,763 Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distressed condition 357 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,224 of the American public school system 358 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:42,144 could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can, 359 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:46,107 and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action? 360 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,110 Who exactly are you? 361 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,113 I'm his mother's... 362 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,032 - Neighbor. - Neighbor. 363 00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:57,868 I'm watching them for a few days. 364 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,038 Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. 365 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:03,040 He gets in fights. He lies. 366 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,083 Hey, I don't lie. 367 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:08,504 You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance. 368 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,715 Her appearance fee was an obstacle. 369 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,384 You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion. 370 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:16,804 Hey, pay-per-view high-def. I felt like I was there. 371 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,688 I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game. 372 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,399 Bob, you sell pens. What do you... 373 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,818 - Oh, no. That's them. - Who? 374 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,821 The future felons who put me in the trash can. 375 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,366 Hey, geek-boy, we got detention because of you. 376 00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:40,369 - Yeah, because of you. - You're gonna pay for that. 377 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,873 - Gentlemen, we don't want trouble. - Who's this? Your mom? 378 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,128 You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him. You better watch out. 379 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,338 - That true? - No. He's joking. 380 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,925 - I'm their babysitter. - What are you gonna do? 381 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,345 Ask you politely to allow us to pass. 382 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,861 How humiliating. Why didn't you do something? 383 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,406 Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard? 384 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:21,243 You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch. 385 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:37,051 Hey. How you doing? I'm Ian. 386 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:40,971 If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 387 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:48,229 - At least you're not shy. - I wanted to talk to her in the worst way. 388 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,273 Mission accomplished. 389 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,821 Come here. 390 00:35:57,906 --> ...