The Ladykillers

excuse for nothin'. 599 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,079 Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife. 600 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,999 Othar's fife. 601 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,125 Burned his own. 602 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,587 I thought maybe, you bein' a man of music, you'd be interested. 603 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,630 Oh, indeed I am. 604 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,385 Cut it his self and burned his holes. 605 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,513 Oh... The Israelites called it a khalil. 606 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,723 Yeah, you can read all about it in the Bible. 607 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,642 Ain't nothin' new under the sun. (CHUCKLES) 608 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,394 Indeed not. 609 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,148 (SIGHS) 610 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,400 Gone these 20 years. 611 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529 He was some kind of man. 612 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,538 Blowed the khalil. 613 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:28,216 I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand... 614 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,134 (LAUGHS) 615 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,720 Or turned his lip to blowing the shofar? 616 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:43,021 The ceremonial ram's horn sounded by the priests of the Hebrews. 617 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,648 Now, I don't know nothin' about that. 618 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,237 Othar never blowed no shofar. 619 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,655 Of course not. Not to the extent of my knowledge. 620 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,866 The khalil was good enough for my Othar. 621 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,620 He was some kind of man. 622 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,751 MRS. MUNSON: Some kind of man. 623 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,336 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 624 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,130 GAWAIN: Oh, God damn. 625 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,091 Come on, girl, let me get one little peek. 626 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,218 Don't be cruel. Come on, just one butt cheek. 627 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,802 Pull that ass out and make it clap. (CHUCKLES) 628 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,765 Ah, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty. 629 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,350 This motherfucker's the jackpot. 630 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,768 Come on, girl. 631 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,145 Come over here and blow on these dice. 632 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,438 You know, I'm a seven on the roll now, 633 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:25,606 but I'm a 10 the hard way, 634 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:26,732 and I ain't just talkin' crap. 635 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:34,656 Mr. Gudge, she had a ass that could pull a bus. 636 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,951 I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass, it was literature. 637 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,078 Yeah, I don't care how big her ass was, 638 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,872 MacSam, you're fired. 639 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,249 You say what? 640 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,293 There is no fraternizing with customers on the Bandit Queen. 641 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,420 Clean out your locker. But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't... 642 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,422 I said get outta here. You're fired. 643 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,467 You can't fire me. I'll sue your ass. 644 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,552 Sue me? For what? 645 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,930 For fuckin' punitive damages, man. 646 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,431 Punitive damages. Yeah. 647 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,558 Punitive damages. You goddamn skippy. 648 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,270 (CHUCKLES) Punitive damages. Yeah, I see why you firin' me, Mr. Gudge. 649 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,105 Yeah, it's simple and plain. 650 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,148 You firin' me 'cause I'm black. 651 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:15,281 MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black. 652 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,115 Your replacement is gonna be black. 653 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,243 His replacement, no doubt, will be black. 654 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,914 Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black, motherfucker. 655 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,833 And you? You gonna stand tall before the man. 656 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,710 Oh? And your replacement's gonna be black. 657 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,170 Motherfucker. Thank you. 658 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,007 DORR: Oh, my. 659 00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,969 Oh, my, my, my, my, my. 660 00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,888 This is a severe setback. I am distraught. 661 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:40,681 I'm more than distraught. 662 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,351 I am devastated. 663 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:44,851 I'm beside myself. 664 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,313 I'm at a positive loss for words. 665 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,021 You still talkin' okay, though. 666 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,691 Have you all decided? 667 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:54,278 Madam, we must have waffles. 668 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,029 We must all have waffles forthwith. 669 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,448 We must all think. We must all have waffles 670 00:35:58,448