Little Man

507 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,263 Yeah. You don't have to be the birth mother to breast-feed. 508 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:11,559 -Nursey-nursey? -You want to nursey? 509 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,396 Okay. 510 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,860 All right. 511 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:25,323 -Drink up, precious. -This one's real wriggly, huh? 512 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,576 Come on. Come on, now. Suck it. 513 00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:33,540 Latch-- Oh, that is not okay. 514 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:36,709 Let's get these kids home. 515 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,587 I have to take Nicholas and Chrissy to Mommy and Me tomorrow. 516 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,047 Oh, have fun. 517 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,300 Don't worry about the nose. He's adorable. 518 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,303 -Thanks for all the stuff. -Call if you need anything. 519 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,930 -Bye, good night. -Good night. 520 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,850 If you change your mind about Consuela, you can take her. 521 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,102 -Oh, thanks. -I've got, like, all the chores. 522 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,937 One for you... 523 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,274 ...and one for the baby. 524 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,669 He's a little charmer, isn't he? 525 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,130 Call me. 526 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,801 I could have sworn he just stuck his tongue in my mouth. 527 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,312 -Well, I-- That was-- I thought-- -That went well. 528 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,647 -Yeah. -I thought they thought he was cute. 529 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,358 Great. You're wonder-- Oh, Calvin, you did so good. 530 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:44,611 -Come on. Yeah. -You did so well. 531 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:47,697 If that lady touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable... 532 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,365 ...you let us know, okay? 533 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,117 -Yeah. You're the charmer. -Yeah. 534 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:56,164 Does that warm water feel good? Does it feel nice? 535 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,499 Yeah. Look at you. 536 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:02,337 Do you want some company in there with you? 537 00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:03,796 I think we can work that out. 538 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,050 Yeah? Yeah? 539 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,593 Hey, Darryl? 540 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,846 Hello. It's bath time. 541 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,684 Come on, let's get clean. 542 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,563 We gonna clean your little butt-butt. Yes, we are. 543 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,565 And then we gonna play Snatch the Marbles. 544 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,192 We're gonna fart in the tub... 545 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,487 ...and make our own little Jacuzzi bubbles. 546 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:36,037 Oh, the little baby. Yes, you're so clean now. 547 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,664 You're so nice and clean. 548 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:45,296 Hey. Okay-- Calvin. 549 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,715 Okay, Calvin. 550 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,385 Okay. Hey, Darryl? 551 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:53,721 -All right, sweetie. -Hello, little boy. 552 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,556 Hi, cutie. 553 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,934 Now it's time to get you all dressed for bed, huh? 554 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,895 Don't forget the doctor said we need to take his temperature. 555 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,605 Okay. 556 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,065 -Yeah. -All right. 557 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,692 Open up wide. 558 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:08,736 -Darryl, what are you doing? -I'm taking his temperature. 559 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:12,407 Sweetie, he's a baby, so that's a rectal thermometer. 560 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,243 Yeah. Go ahead. 561 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,661 -You're such a-- -Okay, baby. 562 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,871 All right. Here we go. There we-- 563 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,833 -Oh, shit. -Darryl, what are you doing? 564 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,919 Darryl, come on. Darryl, just-- 565 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,380 -I'm trying to-- -Honey. 566 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,424 It's okay, Calvin. It's okay. 567 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,884 -If he'll just roll over here. -Okay, good, good. 568 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,761 -I could get him down like-- -No, no. 569 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:37,265 -Wait, be gentle. Calvin, it's okay. -He's a little strong. 570 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:40,601 Okay, all right. Nobody likes this, I know. 571 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:43,271 I know, nobody-- Nobody likes this. 572 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:47,442 It's okay. It's okay. Oh, yeah. There we go, son. 573 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:51,320 -Here comes the choo-choo train. -You're okay, baby. Oh, yeah. 574 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:01,539 It's in the tunnel, son. It's almost at your stop. 575 00: