The Three Stooges

652 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,498 Now here's what we were thinking. ALL: Yes? 653 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:16,667 I'd like you to sneak into our bedroom in the middle of the night 654 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,378 and smother me while I'm sleeping. 655 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,712 ALL: Yes, yes. 656 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:23,091 But do not turn on the lights. 657 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:25,676 ALL: No. No. No. 658 00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:28,096 Wait a minute. Why don't you want the lights on? 659 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,266 Well, I want it to be a surprise. 660 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:34,644 Oh, I get it, you don't want to see it coming, eh? 661 00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:36,396 Bingo. 662 00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:39,690 Hey, look, it's the guy from that thing all the kids are talking about. 663 00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:41,442 (GASPS) 664 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:42,819 (TIRES SCREECH) 665 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,529 (YELPING) 666 00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:46,823 (GASPS) 667 00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:50,743 Help, help, help! 668 00:31:51,661 --> 00:31:52,662 (GASPS) 669 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,833 (GROANS) 670 00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,669 (MOANS SOFTLY) 671 00:32:02,672 --> 00:32:03,714 That settles that. 672 00:32:03,798 --> 00:32:05,800 Success. Success. 673 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,343 Thank you. Thank you. 674 00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:10,263 What did you do? That was not the plan! 675 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,347 What're you yacking about? 676 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:12,765 He just said he didn't want to see it coming. 677 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:13,933 Hey, hey. 678 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:16,310 You look like you could use a grief massage. 679 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:20,106 Let it go. Let it go. Try to live in the now. 680 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,358 Get off me! 681 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,113 Too soon? 682 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,534 (SIREN WAILING) 683 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,550 (SNIFFING) 684 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,469 Hey, you smell garbage burning? 685 00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:50,887 Ah!Ah!Ah! 686 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,265 (GASPS) 687 00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:56,642 What are you doing here? 688 00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,312 We want the do-re-mi you owe us, lady. 689 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,147 Yeah, 830,000 bucks. 690 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:02,273 Plus meals. 691 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,692 May I have a moment, ma'am? 692 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:08,154 Excuse me, gentlemen. 693 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:11,657 Mind your P's and Q's. 694 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,576 Don't forget to dot the I's. Certainly. 695 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,911 (LAUGHS) 696 00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:16,954 (WHIMPERS) 697 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,916 I'm afraid I have unfortunate news. 698 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:24,086 I've just received word that Mr. Miosky was struck by a bus. 699 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,839 Oh, no! So Mac is dead? 700 00:33:26,923 --> 00:33:27,924 No. 701 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:30,301 No? Are you sure? 702 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:34,180 Oh, yes. He's still alive, but he's in bad shape. 703 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,933 Your husband is in contact with the hospital. 704 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,060 He said he'd call with any news. 705 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,229 Thank you, Carbunkle. 706 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:43,940 (MOUTHING) Oh, my God. 707 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:46,192 Come on, blondie, pay up. A deal's a deal. 708 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:47,527 (ALL GROAN) 709 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:51,113 Our deal was that you would get paid when my husband died. 710 00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:54,200 And on that count you have failed miserably. 711 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,451 You mean he's still kicking? 712 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,786 That's right, you idiots! 713 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,080 You have ruined my life, now get out of here. 714 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,164 (SLAPPING) 715 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,624 (SCREAMING) 716 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,047 (BONES CRACKING) 717 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,132 (CURLY PANTING) 718 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,927 Boy, what a hothead. 719 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,011 Women! 720 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,054 Wait a second, 721 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,557 with her hubby laid out in the hospital nursing them tire tracks, 722 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,976 it'll be easy pickings to slide a pillow over the poor schlump's face 723 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,477 and give him the surprise send-off he wanted. 724 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,896 Good thinking! We'll be doing the guy a favor 725 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:25,898 and making enough money to save the orphanage. 726 00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:27,817 It's like killing two birds with one pillow. 727 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,151 It's colossal. It's stupendous. 728