Goltzius and the Pelican Company tells the story of Hendrik Goltzius, a late 16th century Dutch printer and engraver of erotic prints. A contemporary of Rembrandt and, indeed, more celebrated during his life, Goltzius seduces the Margrave of Alsace into paying for a printing press to make and publish illustrated books. In return, he promises him an extraordinary book of pictures of illustrating the Old Testament’s biblical stories. Erotic tales of Lot and his daughters, David and Bathsheba, Samson and Deliah and John the Baptist and Salome. To tempt the Margrave further, Goltzius and his printing company will offer to perform dramatisations of these erotic stories for his court.
Goltzius & the Pelican Company is a Comedy, History film released in 2012.
3 subtitle releases available in English. 1 release includes Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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I'm not fucking my wife in public. 601 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:48,749 All right. Then I'll play David
and I can fuck your wife in public. 602 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,832 Out of the fucking question. 603 00:38:51,875 --> 00:38:54,374 Now, give me that peddle box. 604 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,915 It's a pity, 605 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,707 because then I think
we lose our finances 606 00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:01,790 to build the printing press
that you wanted so badly. 607 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:05,040 That you planned for, drew for,
painted for, for five years. 608 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,749 Planning and work
down the drain, out to sea, 609 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:10,124 washed up, drowned, swamped. 610 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:14,582 You really think that the prince
wants to see my wife being fucked 611 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:17,790 when he can buy
any woman in the world? 612 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,790 Turn it around and shake it. 613 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:22,999 What happened to Susannah? 614 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:25,415 If she wants more money
we must find it. 615 00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:26,874 It's Susannah. 616 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,124 It's not the money.
Susannah has seen the light. 617 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:34,540 She is besotted with the Margrave. 618 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,915 She says he is a great lover, 619 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,207 and she wants to save herself for him, 620 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,957 she does not want to lose her chances 621 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,374 by appearing naked in public any more. 622 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,582 She says that the Margrave
is bored with his silly wife 623 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:50,207 and as soon as he has a son
he will not fuck with her again, 624 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:52,499 and then maybe even divorce her. 625 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:57,082 Susannah's thinking of marriage?
My god that woman is a fool. 626 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,165 Try telling her that. 627 00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:04,832 All right, erm,
how do you want to do it? 628 00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:07,415 Boethius can be very inventive. 629 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:10,457 I don't want to do it,
least not in public. 630 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,457 Boethius will think of something suitable, 631 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,499 so you don't look totally exposed. 632 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,957 How about a suit of armour? 633 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:19,499 For you or for Portia? 634 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:23,624 Could be exciting,
the metal and the flesh. 635 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,457 Quadfrey was the master technician. 636 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:31,915 I always thought, curiously, 637 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:35,915 that Quadfrey was a masculine woman 638 00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,874 in a celibate's neuter clothing. 639 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,374 Whenever possible, 640 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:46,749 he went as naked
as normal decency permitted. 641 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:52,874 Though naked as an innocent child
went naked in the nursery. 642 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,457 Look, you have a decent sized prick! 643 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,790 Beautiful! And... And... 644 00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,957 You... get your buttocks shaved, huh? 645 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,874 And you can show us a kingly arse 646 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,415 with some rich royal treasure
dangling beneath. 647 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,540 I'm not doing it and neither is Portia. 648 00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:14,374 I remember in the dunes near Noordwijk, 649 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,249 you were happy to show
all the world what you had. 650 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,999 Exposure was a happy
state of affairs for you then. 651 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:23,332 I was drunk and younger. 652 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,665 Be drunk again. 653 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,374 David was a Jew and circumcised. 654 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:33,499 Make sure you keep it erect, huh? 655 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:38,082 Pull the foreskin back hard
and you could wear a phallic ring. 656 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:42,082 - I've seen them in Brussels.
- Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 657 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,082 I want a Hungarian Elephant Press 658 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:54,207 with the whale-boards on the front plates. 659 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:59,957 I don't know what that is exactly,
but, by God, I will get you one, 660 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:02,624 even if I have to drag it
from Hungary myself. 661 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,957 And small-bore sliders 662 00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,582 with the cusps
facing the right-hand side. 663 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:11,665 My God, Hendrick,
for small-bore right-handed sliders, 664 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,874 you had better show us
a good trumpet. 665 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,040 And Portia had better be
a good strumpet. 666 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,749 Jesus Christus, Hendrick, 667 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:22,957 a Hungarian Elephant Press
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