The After Party

525 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,378 - Wait, dude, are you watching porn? - No, it's an educational video. 526 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,718 That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses at the same time. 527 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,723 - Yeah, I'm pre-med, man. - Wow. 528 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,847 Okay, I can't even believe that I have to say this right now, 529 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,393 but please don't jerk off in my car, all right? 530 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,268 - Which one was yours? - The white one. 531 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,605 Big Phantom, right there. 532 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,569 I got you. 533 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,319 - Semen-free zone. - You're good, man. I'll take care of you. 534 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,160 - <i>Help you?</i> - Gonna drop me a beat? 535 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,120 - No. - Yeah. 536 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,080 <i>♪ Okay, last name Levine First name Jeffrey ♪</i> 537 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,911 <i>♪ Like a sprained ankle, boy You'd better check me ♪</i> 538 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,206 Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine for me, please? 539 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,712 <i>- Yeah, I don't have you.</i> - What? 540 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,296 No, that can't be. You checked Rahmel's list? 541 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,512 <i>- I did.</i> - Can you check under OH!, please? 542 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,012 It's spelled capital O, capital H, exclamation point. 543 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,677 <i>- There's no "OH!"</i> <i>- </i>What about... 544 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:05,984 Seezjah Boy? 545 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,524 <i>Oh, my God, that is you.</i> 546 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,898 <i>Oh, my God, are you okay?</i> 547 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,068 Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. 548 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,900 <i>I don't have you here either, so I can't let you guys in.</i> 549 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,200 Oh, fuck a duck! 550 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,121 - Sorry. <i>- Wait!</i> 551 00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:25,159 <i>If I could just really quickly just get like a... for my son?</i> 552 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,655 <i>You know what I mean? Just my...</i> 553 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,246 <i>But you gotta do the thing!</i> 554 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,787 <i>Just do the thing, you know.</i> 555 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,376 <i>Do the thing.</i> 556 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,423 <i>That's good! That's really good.</i> 557 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,839 Okay. Thanks. 558 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,335 <i>Bye, baby.</i> 559 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,596 Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail. Do I need to send you a fucking raven? 560 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,679 You're making me look awful in front of my client. 561 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,517 Jeff's head is about to pop off. 562 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,556 His heart is in the right place, but he needs to stop spazzing out. 563 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:51,805 He's turning into our Dad. 564 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,106 That's like his biggest fear in life. 565 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,150 Mine is drowning, but turning into my mother is a close second. 566 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,915 I kinda like your mom. 567 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,819 Is everything cool or...? 568 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,202 I am so sorry. I have to go. 569 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,075 But good luck in the Marines. You're gonna be great. 570 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,591 Where you going? 571 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,594 I gotta meet up with some friends. 572 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,591 Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue. 573 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,474 If you want. It's in Bushwick. 574 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:24,800 Fuck! 575 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,268 Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark, 576 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,558 but I was able to track down Bernard the intern. 577 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,022 Alicia fucking left. 578 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,852 Man, fuck that noise. Look... 579 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,404 we got more important things to worry about tonight, okay? 580 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,877 I didn't wanna tell you, because I didn't wanna freak you out 581 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,701 and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise, but... 582 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,908 Rahmel is backstage and he is ready to sign you. 583 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,318 - Shut up. - Dude, read the email for yourself. 584 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,405 This is just directions to fucking Will Call. 585 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:55,416 It literally says, "Might be able to get OH! a minute or two with Rahmel, 586 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,552 but no promises." Smiley face? 587 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,589 That smiley face right there is key. 588 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,218 Owen, it's a foot in the door.