Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

I never thought it could be like this. 404 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:46,900 Never in my wildest imagination. 405 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,980 You're really something special. 406 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,980 I love our L-shaped room. 407 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,380 I'll never forget these afternoons we've had. 408 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:05,820 I don't think I've ever known such peace and happiness in my life. 409 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,060 I hope you feel the same way. 410 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,940 Sorry. I'm sorry, honey. I was out when you phoned. 411 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,060 Emergency house call. 412 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:31,300 You smell good. 413 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:33,660 Darling? 414 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:38,020 Is it my imagination, or do you always smell from lamb chops? 415 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:43,180 Lamb chops? What kind of silly thing is that to say about lamb chops? 416 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:47,020 <i>How could I possibly smell of lamb chops? That's not logical.</i> 417 00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,340 What... kind of cheap suit is this? 418 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,180 That's it with these suits! 419 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:09,580 Ann! Wait a minute, I can explain! We're just friends. 420 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:12,660 - How could you?! - This is Mrs Bencourse. 421 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:14,740 One of my patients. 422 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:16,820 She thinks she's a sheep! 423 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,940 That's all! There's nothing to it! 424 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:24,260 ...defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep. 425 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:28,900 It's most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old. 426 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,780 So what? 427 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,580 So Ann's left me. So she's taken all my money, all my savings. 428 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,660 My licence has been revoked. 429 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:39,780 But I don't care. 430 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,860 If you're willing, 431 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,940 we'll get by somehow. 432 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,020 I'll get a job. I don't know... 433 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:55,100 We've been here for an hour. 434 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:00,220 That's what I ordered. 435 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,500 Waiter, I ordered two sauerkraut! I didn't order cake! 436 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,500 - Waiter! - Don't call me waiter! 437 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:11,780 I'm a doctor! You understand that? I'm not a waiter! 438 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,820 I am a doctor! Don't call me waiter! I'm a doctor! 439 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,620 Ah. Say "ah". 440 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,380 Come here! Spread your legs apart! 441 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,140 Couldn't you at least not have eaten this morning?! 442 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,980 Isn't that... What kind of a mess is that in there?! 443 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,580 Daisy? 444 00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:39,820 Daisy? 445 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,900 Honey? 446 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,380 <i>"I have finally saved up enough money</i> 447 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,940 <i>to come back to America and take my Daisy home. "</i> 448 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:57,140 <i>"You did a terrible thing to me, but now I've taken Daisy to the mountains again</i> 449 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:59,940 <i>where you will never find her. "</i> 450 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,500 <i>"Stavros Milos."</i> 451 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,740 I have waited so long for this moment. 452 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:32,500 Fabrizio, my darling, go easy on my hymen. 453 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,900 Gina, your body to me is a cathedral. 454 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,220 Now take off your pants. 455 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,060 Didn't you like it? 456 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:46,900 Yes. 457 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,940 It didn't look like you were having fun to me. 458 00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:56,340 Yes. You were wonderful. 459 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:02,460 But you just lay there - passive - like a lox. 460 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:07,180 It was my first time - did you like it? 461 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,460 Me? Are you kidding? More fun than laughing. 462 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:19,420 Maybe next time I'll be more relaxed. 463 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980 <i>Brava! Bravissima!</i> 464 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:31,860 Marcello, do you know anything about frigidity? 465 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,460 It's all in the foreplay. 466 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:39,220 A woman needs to be played with before you lay her. 467 00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:40,380 How long? 468 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:42,780 Fifteen minutes, half hour - depends on the woman. 469 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,420 What about your wife? 470 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,500 Thirty seconds. 471 00:3