The Hangover Part III

The only thing that's real 482 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:24,959 What have I become 483 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,317 What the fuck am I watching? 484 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:30,600 My sweetest friend 485 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,791 Everyone I know 486 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,315 Goes away in the end 487 00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:40,121 - Is that gonna be enough? - Oh, yeah. 488 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,957 This will take about a minute to kick in. We'll tell the waitress he's drunk. 489 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:48,431 By the time we get to the car, he'll be out cold. 490 00:32:48,590 --> 00:32:51,480 My empire of din' 491 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:56,555 I will let you down 492 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:02,312 I will make you hurt 493 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,993 Alan, sit down. 494 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:12,675 That was really nice, Chow. 495 00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:13,996 Thanks, Phil. 496 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:16,721 The key is to sing from your heart. 497 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,191 So Mexico, huh? What are you doing down here? 498 00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:23,321 You know, fucking, doing blow. Same old, same old. 499 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,915 Ooh, I got into cockfighting. 500 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,721 - Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful. - Yes. 501 00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:30,038 Basically, been killing it down here. 502 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:33,957 That is just terrific. Right? 503 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:37,000 I mean, that's terrific. I think that calls for a toast. 504 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:38,430 I like that. 505 00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:40,399 - To killing it. - Killing it. 506 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:42,678 Yeah, to killing it. 507 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:44,756 Mm. 508 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:53,721 You okay, Chow? 509 00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:56,033 I don't know. You tell me. 510 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:02,316 So how many rooster birds do you have, Chow? 511 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,399 - Aah! - Huh? 512 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:11,201 - Shh. Act cool or I open his vein. - Oh, my God. 513 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:13,194 Why you wanna drug poor Chow? 514 00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:16,553 No, no. It's not what you think. There's this guy Marshall. 515 00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:18,838 Marshall? How you know that fat fuck? 516 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,881 He says you took his gold. He's got Doug. He'll kill him unless we bring you back. 517 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:26,318 It's true! I swear to God, it's true! 518 00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:29,151 Chow. Chow, that's the truth. 519 00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:34,915 Goddamn it! 520 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,200 That motherfucker. 521 00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:39,159 Stu, you okay? 522 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,800 - You all right? - No. 523 00:34:41,350 --> 00:34:42,795 We're sorry, Chow. 524 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,759 We're sorry. 525 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:47,880 - We didn't know what else to do. - Next time, don't lie to Chow. 526 00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:51,477 You're right. You are so right, and we made a huge mistake. 527 00:34:54,990 --> 00:34:56,640 So, what do we do now? 528 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:58,116 That depends. 529 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,080 Can I trust you? 530 00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:08,432 What is this place, Chow? 531 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,115 My house. 532 00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,191 Chow used to be on top of the world. 533 00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:16,957 Had three beautiful homes in three different countries. 534 00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:20,321 But this one, my Mexican villa... 535 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,799 ...this was my favorite. 536 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:25,354 And everything got fucked. 537 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:29,279 Chow go to prison, all my property seized. 538 00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:31,114 My homes... 539 00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:33,511 ...sold at auction to highest bidders. 540 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:37,314 But I know something no one else knows. 541 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:40,116 This house is where I stashed the gold. 542 00:35:40,990 --> 00:35:42,958 - Marshall's gold? - Yep. 543 00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:45,233 Hid it inside the basement wall. 544 00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:48,958 No one knows it's there. 545 00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:51,120 We're gonna go get it. 546 00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:54,321 Wait. You mean break in? 547 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:58,196 Look, Marshall wants his gold. 548 00:35:58,350 --> 00:36:01,081 And he's gonna hunt me down until he gets it. 549 00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:03,119 If we show up without it, he'll kill me. 550 00:36:03,270 --> 00:36:05,238 We're not breaking in anywhere. 551 00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:08,519 Not anywhere, Stu. My house. 552 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,553 It's piece of cake. 553 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,553 I know every square inch of this place. 554 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:18,757 The best part, the guy we're stealing it from doesn't even know it's there. 555 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,158 So he'll never know it's gone. 556 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:27,559 You guys know what's going on, right? 557 00:36:2...