Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable...

00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,604 <i>"Bella Ciao, Bella Ciao, Bella, Bella, Bella Ciao"</i> written on it. 462 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,316 Another bullet had written on it, "If you're reading this, you're gay." 463 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:30,029 [audience laughing] 464 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,322 I was at home like, "Nigga, I'm gonna need to see these bullets." 465 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:37,326 How the fuck is this nigga writing whole paragraphs on bullets? 466 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,788 How big are these bullets? What is this nigga, a watchmaker? 467 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,957 He can inscribe all this shit on a bullet? 468 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,085 [audience chuckling] 469 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,631 [audience member shouts indistinctly] 470 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,885 I'm not making light of Charlie Kirk dying, 471 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,261 but I'm not sure what it means, 472 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,221 and I'm not sure I believe what they say it means. 473 00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,266 I'll tell you what I don't believe, and the whites were quick to say this. 474 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:04,187 They said, "Charlie Kirk is this generation's Martin Luther King." 475 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,022 [audience booing] 476 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:09,276 [singsongy] No, he's not. 477 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,778 [chuckles] 478 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,490 Yeah, that's a-- that's a reach. 479 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,741 [audience laughing] 480 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,035 You know, they both got murdered in a terrible fashion. 481 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,995 They both got shot in the neck, 482 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,373 but that's about where those similarities end. 483 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,961 'Cause Charlie Kirk is a motherfucking... 484 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,423 internet personality. No, by design. 485 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,926 Fundamentally, he can't function like Dr. King. 486 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,888 Internet niggas are negative because they have to be. 487 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,848 'Cause nobody will engage them 488 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,560 unless they say shit that makes them upset. 489 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,020 That's Charlie Kirk. 490 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,271 [audience applauding] 491 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,358 Could you imagine Dr. King was behaving like Charlie Kirk? 492 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,319 [imitating Martin Luther King Jr.] "Smash that like button and subscribe." 493 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,113 [audience laughing] 494 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:58,408 "Follow me for more content like this." 495 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,373 "I believe all Black people should be free. Change my mind." 496 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,216 [in normal voice] The Congress took a vote... 497 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,261 that October 14th would be Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day, 498 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,179 and everybody voted for it. 499 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,556 [audience booing] 500 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:26,894 No, no, no, I'm not going to boo it. You can reme-- Hey, hey, hey, no, no. 501 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,688 Remember that nigga if you want to. 502 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,856 [audience laughing] 503 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:32,234 And remember him however you want to. 504 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,445 But I do know that most of those congresspeople voted for that 505 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,614 'cause they're afraid of political violence. 506 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,244 I'm telling you, it's easier to talk in Saudi Arabia. 507 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,664 [audience laughing] 508 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:53,588 I was on stage not long ago in the States and niggas got mad 'cause I said, 509 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,299 "Well, you know, maybe Puff will get off." And I said, "I hope so." 510 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,051 And the crowd was like, "Boo." 511 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,387 Okay, look, it's not that I think Puff is right, 512 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,891 but when I got attacked in L.A. at the Hollywood Bowl, 513 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:09,563 people forget Puff was the guy that tackled my attacker. 514 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,149 He saved my life. 515 00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:15,402 That's a hard nigga to be mad at after that. 516 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,988 I had security that night, but you know what I mean? 517 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,656 Them niggas-- They just wasn't ready. 518 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,742 Them niggas had some slippery shoes on or something. 519 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:25,495 They ran out. All them niggas slipped and fell. 520 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,082 And Puffy got my attacker and tackled him. 521 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,834 And then years later, when I heard about that baby oil, 522 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,879 I was like, "What did those niggas slip on?" 523 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,382 [audience laughing] 524 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,393 A thousand bottles of baby oil, that's a lot. 525