Last Vegas

check out the chapel. 681 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,354 She's got you on a short leash, doesn't she? 682 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,897 Kids these days. 683 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,900 Well, would Mrs. Don Rickles happen to know where the chapel is? 684 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,236 I do. And I will Show you. 685 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,572 That's okay. That's fine. 'I find it. 686 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,157 I'm being wonderful. 687 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,868 Take your time. Plenty of time. 688 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,578 We got till 6:00. 689 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,042 Blackjack. I used to like blackjack. 690 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:24,419 Archie? 691 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,879 Archie. 692 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,926 SAMMY: I'm a little concerned. Yeah. 693 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,345 Can I sit here? 694 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,513 Every time. 695 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,681 Yes, of Course, Sir. 696 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,932 Yeah, sit down. 697 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,064 Sir? Yeah? 698 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,025 Sir, I think she's asking if you have 699 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,027 any money in that fanny pack of yours. 700 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,445 Oh! 701 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,779 Yeah, there you go. 702 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,242 SAMMY: Holy crap! What, did you rob a bank? 703 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,452 Sort of. 704 00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,455 ARCHIE: I emptied out half my pension. $15,000. 705 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,873 What? You all right? 706 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,791 Guys, come on. 707 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,044 'M on a weekend furlough from prison. 708 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,755 |I don't know about you, but 'm making the most of it. 709 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,548 Seriously, count a little slower, Ling. 710 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,550 Come on, Paddy, join us. 711 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:13,718 Oh! 712 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,470 Sorry. Are you kidding me? 713 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:16,804 You did that on purpose. 714 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,223 No, it was just an accident. 715 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:19,474 What are you? His bodyguard? 716 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,768 You know what? Thank you, guys, 717 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,455 for killing a really, really hot table. 718 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,896 We're done. 719 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,482 Fifteen thousand coming in. 720 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,277 And on that happy note, 721 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,989 've got a certain prophylactic device burning a hole in my pocket. 722 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,242 I will see you gentlemen later. 723 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:38,826 Sam? Sam? 724 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:39,994 What? 725 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:41,829 Glasses. Take your glasses off. 726 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,998 Makes you look younger. 727 00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:49,837 It does? No. 728 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,511 Hello, sir. A gin and tonic. 729 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:57,804 Right away. 730 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,643 Hi! 731 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,826 Hello. 732 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,035 Come here often? 733 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,495 As a matter of fact, I do. 734 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,706 It's a good place for me to relax between shows. 735 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:26,958 "Between shows"? Your sShow? 736 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,960 Yeah, |I love this place. It's got a nice 737 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,714 "anything can happen" kind of atmosphere, you know what I mean? 738 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,608 Is that a wedding ring that you're sporting there? 739 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,969 It is a wedding ring, but the great thing is, |I have permission. 740 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,513 My wife is very open. 741 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,848 Well, okay. 742 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,017 Okay? 743 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:47,061 Okay, well, let me buy you another drink. 744 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,730 I just have one question for you. 745 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,064 What's that? 746 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:51,733 What would my wife think? 747 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,068 What? 748 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,696 Excuse me, I just have to... 749 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,907 Oh. Oh... 750 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,243 (STAMMERING) 751 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,996 You're a trans... 752 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,081 A transplanted New Yorker? New Jersey. 753 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,000 Jersey? Brooklyn. 754 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:13,755 You look fantastic. And I do not judge. I make no judgments. 755 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,591 No judgment here, either. Papa Don't Preach. 756 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,092 No, no. Good. 757 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,427 It's a Madonna song. 758 00:3