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Analyze This

1999
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Countless wiseguy films are spoofed in this film that centers on the neuroses and angst of a powerful Mafia racketeer who suffers from panic attacks. When Paul Vitti needs help dealing with his role in the "family," unlucky shrink Dr. Ben Sobel is given just days to resolve Vitti's emotional crisis and turn him into a happy, well-adjusted gangster.

Analyze This is a Comedy, Crime film released in 1999.

16 subtitle releases available in English. 9 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.

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New York's most powerful gangster is about to get in touch with his feelings.

Directed by Harold Ramis.

Starring:
Robert De NiroBilly CrystalLisa KudrowChazz PalminteriKresh Novakovic

Part of the Analyze Collection.

Spoken languages: English. Produced in: United States of America, Australia.

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652 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,436 My God, l woke up and you were gone! 653 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:45,313 There was no note or anything! I was out of my mind! 654 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,774 I walked all over the hotel looking for you. 655 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:51,069 I even ate a Rice Krispy Treat. I almost called the police. 656 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,156 No, don't call the police. I'll tell you the truth. 657 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,283 I had a patient emergency. 658 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:58,577 You have patients in Florida? 659 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:02,456 One. He followed me from New York. I had to go, trust me. 660 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,624 My God. Who is this patient? 661 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:10,338 Paul Vitti. 662 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,884 -Paul Vitti? Mafia Paul Vitti? -Yeah. 663 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:15,969 Yes. 664 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:20,307 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 665 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,477 Listen. lt's not like he's a regular patient. 666 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,645 -He's got problems. -Well, yeah. 667 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,523 He thinks that l'm treating him. It's crazy. 668 00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,317 -So you're not treating him? -No. 669 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:31,735 Tell me you're not. 670 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,153 I'm not treating him. 671 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,364 It's scary. You don't want someone like that in your life. 672 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,451 I've covered the mob down here. I've seen what they do. 673 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:42,788 He and l spoke about it. He understood. lt's over. 674 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,123 -You're sure? -Absolutely. 675 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,125 Okay. 676 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,002 I was so worried. 677 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,338 I thought maybe you got scared or... 678 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,006 ...saw an ex-girlfriend or something. 679 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,509 -Oh, no, no. -Well, l don't know. 680 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:57,928 -l love you. -l love you. 681 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,348 I'm sorry, but everything's going to be okay. 682 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,685 WOMAN [SlNGING OVER SPEAKERS]: It's such a good vibration 683 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,230 MAN: Give her a big hand! Let's hear it! How about that? 684 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:09,773 [CROWD APPLAUDlNG] 685 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,733 LAURA: Ooh, wow. 686 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,570 That was great! Come on, get into it. 687 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,281 I don't understand. They splash in the water. 688 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,699 They eat fish. 689 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,535 This is not a big stretch for a whale. 690 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:22,744 Stop it. 691 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,038 We're having fun, right? 692 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,125 I'm not having as much fun as it looks like l am. 693 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,128 I'm pretending, because we have to bond and all. 694 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:41,388 WOMAN: As l was saying, a little snack for her might be, oh, 50 pounds of mackerel. 695 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,057 There she goes! 696 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,564 I'm going to get a hot dog. Anybody want anything? 697 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,274 -l'll go with you. -No, it's fine. 698 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,318 You're pretending to have a good time. I don't want to spoil that. 699 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,778 I'll be right back. 700 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,072 You think those whales piss in that water? 701 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:03,285 I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King. 702 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:04,494 Dummy. 703 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,872 -What's going on? -Mr. Vitti wants to see you. 704 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,708 -ls this a joke? -You're an employee of Mr. Vitti's... 705 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:12,335 ...which means you're on call 24 hours a day... 706 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,004 ...just like the rest of us. 707 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:15,589 I'm sorry. He and l discussed-- 708 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:18,925 We discussed this, and l agreed to see him in New York. 709 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,093 That's it. 710 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,221 Dr. Momma-Luke, listen to me. It is what it is. 711 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,891 If he wants you sooner, you go sooner. 712 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:27,434 That's it. Yeah. 713 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,852 No. I am not going. 714 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:31,605 And if either one of you bother me again... 715 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,273 ...l won't treat him at all. 716 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,608 Do you understand that? 717 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:35,859 [SPEAKS IN lTALIAN] 718 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,486 It's over! End of story. 719 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,531 MAN: Look at the size of this one. 720 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,950 Jesus Christ! 721 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,204 It's feeding time. 722 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,291 BEN: They threw me in the shark tank, Paul. 723 00:36:51,...

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