Kingpin

00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,523 Ten frames? 492 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,801 That's for Quakers. 493 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,432 I ain't going home. 494 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,778 Look, there's no way you'd stand a chance against those guys. 495 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,707 But you said I was the best prospect you'd ever seen. 496 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,625 You said you could make me a champion. 497 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:56,748 I've been liquored up for 17 years. My judgment's not what it once was. 498 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,095 Pull the car over. I want to get out here. 499 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:06,306 - I'll drive you home. - I don't want to go home! 500 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,434 I want to go to Reno! 501 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:11,463 Now, pull the car over and let me out of here! 502 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,734 You know, this is silly. 503 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:20,571 You've only been gone a couple of days. They'll forgive you. 504 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,098 Yeah. 505 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:26,269 Yeah, you're right, Mr. Munson. They'll probably forgive me. 506 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,996 They expect me to come home with my tail between my legs, 507 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,873 but I won't do it. 508 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:33,917 I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere 509 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,462 than lose face in front of my friends and family again. 510 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:37,588 What'd you just say? 511 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,132 I said I don't want to lose face in front of my friends and family. 512 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,534 No, before that. 513 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:46,221 I said I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere. 514 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,874 "Munsoned"? 515 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,019 - What the hell is that? - You know, munsoned. 516 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,854 To be up a creek without a paddle. 517 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,689 To have the whole world in the palm of your hand 518 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,435 and then blow it, you know. It's a figure of speech. 519 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,266 "Munsoned." 520 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,163 Congratulations, my friend. You passed the test. 521 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:26,997 A true champion doesn't quit, and neither did you. 522 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,967 - You mean, you were just testing me? - A little Roy 101. 523 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:37,052 You were just testing me. 524 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,488 Mr. Munson. 525 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,232 Whoa! 526 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,236 Come on, hop in. 527 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,613 I got to watch you. 528 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,168 So, I did good, huh? 529 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,288 You did great, but school's just beginning. 530 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,559 I'm telling you, a bowler's two worst enemies 531 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,644 are his eyes and his ears. 532 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:19,640 You shut these, you close those, and you just feel it. 533 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,259 Hey. Hey, coach, listen to this. 534 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:33,710 "English bulldog, one testicle, $500." 535 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,935 Wow. For that kind of money, you think you'd get two testicles. 536 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,436 Don't you think? 537 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,313 How the hell should I know, Ishmael? 538 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,357 I'm tired of all your questions. 539 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,985 I'm not here to teach you everything about everything in the world. 540 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,572 I'm here to teach you about bowling, and that's it. 541 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,943 Okay, okay, keep your shirt on. 542 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,360 I mean, I can figure some things out for myself. 543 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,469 Wait a minute. Hold it. I'm gonna bet? 544 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,763 Yeah, well, if we're gonna make enough dough to get to Reno, 545 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,837 we're gonna bet. Yeah. 546 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,478 Ish, you can't have it both ways. 547 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,148 If you want to earn half a million dollars and save that small town of yours, 548 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,526 you're gonna have to bend the rules a little. 549 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:30,821 No way. There's no way I can bet. 550 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,322 It's against my religion. 551 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:36,034 I was raised to not be a gambler, and there's no way I'm gonna bet. 552 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,495 - Hey. Hey! Ish. Ish! - No. No! 553 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,913 - Hey! - No way. 554 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,790 Listen, you stupid banana head. 555 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,418 You don't have to bet! I'll bet for you. 556 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,336 That's cool. 557 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,866 I mean, what's the worst that could happen, huh? 558 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,797 So, you two are dictionary salesmen. 559 ...