The Mouse That Roared

00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,578 Ray guns! 572 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:47,914 I'm getting out of this suit. 573 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,048 Me, too. 574 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,116 Don't shoot. 575 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,283 We'll get into trouble. 576 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,384 Hold it. 577 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:53,619 They're not from outer space. 578 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,921 They're Americans. 579 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,422 They probably belong to this truck. 580 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,224 Let's go after them, tell them we're sorry. 581 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,868 No, it's too late. Let's go and surrender 582 00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:01,536 before we get in any more trouble. Come on. 583 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,694 No, just a minute, 584 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:03,838 we shouldn't leave this truck 585 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,907 with the engine running, should we? 586 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,032 We'll turn it in. 587 00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:07,266 That'll make them happy. 588 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,500 All right men, into the truck. 589 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,501 We'll ride to the Arsenal. 590 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,037 Come on. 591 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,840 You wait here. I'll get to a phone 592 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:15,984 and call "Special Reports." 593 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,577 Yeah, right. 594 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,955 Okay, you come on down the subway! 595 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,122 Hey, wait a minute. 596 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:31,757 I'm a decontamination man. 597 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:33,692 Yeah, where's your uniform? 598 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,294 I threw it away 599 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,905 when I was being chased by the men from outer space. 600 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,630 I'm waiting for my partner. 601 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:39,841 Come on, you going to come quietly? 602 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,067 Listen… 603 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,334 Come on, come on. 604 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,003 Men from Mars… I saw them. 605 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,371 Men from Mars! 606 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,505 Special Reports? 607 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:47,673 Special Reports. 608 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,108 What's your name and section? 609 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:53,712 O'Hara. Section 4300 Sub-section 3, Decontamination. 610 00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:55,281 Okay, go ahead. 611 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,316 There's a bunch of men from a flying saucer 612 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,684 just landed in Central Park. 613 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,918 How many? 614 00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:01,220 50 or 60. 615 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,889 50 or 60 men 616 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:07,493 from a flying saucer… 617 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,727 Say, what is this? 618 00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:10,896 Just what I said. I saw them. 619 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,764 50 or 60… 620 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:14,466 with metal heads, 621 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,668 and all covered in some kind of shiny stuff. 622 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,804 They fired at us with some kind of a Ray gun 623 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,406 in Central Park. 624 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,841 You've been told to keep out of Saloons, haven't you? 625 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,277 The job you're doing is serious. 626 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:26,845 Where are you now? 627 00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:29,215 I'm in a grocery store on Columbus Avenue and 69th Street, 628 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,616 and I ain't been in any saloon. 629 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,384 Well, stay right where you are. 630 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,121 I'm going to send somebody over. 631 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:37,956 Off a flying saucer, 300 of them in Central Park. 632 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:40,692 Men from Mars, 400 of them in Central Park. 633 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,162 We have been invaded from Mars, thousands of them. 634 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,463 Men from Mars. 635 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,065 Flying saucers all over the place. 636 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:49,835 Men from Mars with Ray guns. 637 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:51,370 Yeah, I know. 638 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,248 Right, men, number up! 639 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,384 Twenty-one? 640 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:06,552 Twenty-two, sir. 641 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,819 All present and correct, sir. 642 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,355 Good. 643 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,923 Now, then, lads, remember, there is nothing wrong 644 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,925 in surrendering to overwhelming odds 645 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,994 provided we do it in a military fashion. 646 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,129 Yes… 647 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,364 Carry on. 648 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,498 Right, men. 649 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:24,470 Fall in, smartly! 650 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,138 All right, lads, follow me. 651 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,441 That way. Quick march. 652 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,843 Halt! 653 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,011 Tully? 654 00:33:33,079 -->