Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line. 421 00:29:18,771 --> 00:29:23,025 If you would just give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff. 422 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:25,403 And, um, to me... 423 00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:27,405 fashion is just, it's like... 424 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:30,909 everything. 425 00:29:30,993 --> 00:29:33,120 By the way, that blouse... Hi. 426 00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:36,206 - That blouse looks great on you. - Uh, thank you. 427 00:29:36,331 --> 00:29:38,584 And see, I make a great salesperson... 428 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:43,171 'cause I have, like, this really believable way of telling people that they look really good... 429 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:45,716 even though I'm just, like... you know. 430 00:29:49,761 --> 00:29:52,180 I think she heard me. 431 00:29:53,599 --> 00:29:55,518 Thank you so much for coming. 432 00:29:56,978 --> 00:29:58,897 That's okay. You're welcome. 433 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,149 I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff. 434 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:04,903 - You aren't taking on any what? - Staff. Employees. 435 00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,030 Ohh! Oh, staff! 436 00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:10,033 I didn't understand with your big accent. 437 00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:12,035 I couldn't figure it out. 438 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,704 Okay. 439 00:30:14,787 --> 00:30:16,706 Fine. 440 00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:19,709 You really shouldn't let people fill out applications... 441 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:23,714 if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. 442 00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:27,217 - It's a compli... - No, no. That's all I have to say. 443 00:30:27,343 --> 00:30:29,219 Good-bye. 444 00:30:36,227 --> 00:30:39,605 Hi. Hey, um, great suit. 445 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:42,524 - Is that an Armani? - Yes. Yes, it is. 446 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:45,527 I thought so. So, what do you do? 447 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:48,531 I'm a suit salesman.- 448 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:50,533 Would you excuse me? 449 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:54,621 I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. 450 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:19,021 My first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay. 451 00:31:19,105 --> 00:31:23,776 Well, thank you. Unfortunately we don't have any openings here right now. 452 00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:25,778 - Are you serious? - Mmm. 453 00:31:25,861 --> 00:31:29,240 Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet. 454 00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:33,536 Okay, well, what street would that be on? 455 00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,393 Come on, Michele. 456 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:59,813 At this point any job is better than no job at all. 457 00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:03,525 A discount outlet? Me? 458 00:32:05,194 --> 00:32:07,739 Fine. 459 00:32:07,822 --> 00:32:10,116 So, any boyfriends yet? 460 00:32:10,199 --> 00:32:12,118 No. 461 00:32:12,201 --> 00:32:14,078 All the guys with good jobs... 462 00:32:14,162 --> 00:32:16,122 must be going to some other club. 463 00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:20,668 You know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent. 464 00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:23,880 Oh! Show biz! Good job! Where? 465 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:28,885 Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. 466 00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:32,473 - Hi, Romy! - Hey. 467 00:32:32,556 --> 00:32:36,060 And you also get a five-percent employee discount... 468 00:32:36,143 --> 00:32:38,687 over and above our everyday low prices. 469 00:32:38,771 --> 00:32:42,066 You could make curtains for the motor home with this. 470 00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:45,611 I got this tie for a dollar. 471 00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:48,822 - You paid a whole dollar for that? - You betcha. 472 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,659 Oh. 473 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:57,582 She's one of our regulars. 474 00:32:59,918 --> 00:33:01,920 So, what do you think? 475 00:33:04,631 --> 00:33:07,550 I-I'd like to go... away. 476 00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:22,482 I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen... 477 00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:26,612 I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency. 478 00:33:26,696 --> 00:33:28,948 Our cutoff is 25. 479 00:33:29,031 --> 00:33:30,950 Try VH-1. 480 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,556 The reunion's less than a week away. 481 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,559 I just can't believe you turned down a job. 482 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,562 I thought the idea was to impress people. 483 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:02,774 How am I gonna impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart? 484 00:34:05,819 --> 00:34:08,697 I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself. 485 00:34:21,252 --> 00:34:23,129 Oh, God! 486 00:34:23,254 --> 00:34:27,258 I've been killing myself for eight days and I