Uncle Drew

715 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:05,823 Hmm. 716 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,867 50th anniversary. 717 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,828 You know this is more than a 50th anniversary. 718 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:15,208 This here, divine intervention. 719 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,417 I wouldn't call it all that. 720 00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:18,002 I'm gonna have to run it by Betty Lou though. 721 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,504 Run what by Betty Lou? 722 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:22,548 - Drew's putting the squad back together. - Yep. 723 00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:26,135 You forget what happens to you, Preacher, when you get between them lines? 724 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:30,098 No, no, no. I just ain't laced 'em up in a while, that's all. 725 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,891 And there is a reason for that. 726 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,936 - Quick question. - What exactly is "a while"? 727 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,562 I mean, is that like a few weeks or... 728 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:37,814 Thirty. 729 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,566 - Thirty-five years. Still nice, though. - Thirty-five years. 730 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:44,112 Wait, 35 years? Come on, man, that's ridiculous. 731 00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:46,906 Our little hobbit is right. It's ridiculous. 732 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:49,575 It's God's work that matters now. Not basketball. 733 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:53,121 Just because it's God's work don't mean it's not still work. 734 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:54,914 His work is never done. 735 00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,749 Now, I've had about enough of this. 736 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:01,921 Book of Psalms, chapter 62, verse one and two. 737 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:06,384 Fool, please. Book of Psalms, chapter 23, verse four. 738 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:10,805 Ephesians five, chapter 22, boom! 739 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:14,809 Book of Betty Lou, chapter one, verse "I said so." 740 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,021 You heard the woman. I can't go. 741 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,607 One, there wasn't no black hobbits, right? 742 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,901 And, two, that is one mean churchwoman. 743 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,612 She ain't supposed to be calling me ugly like that. Okay, and I'm handsome. 744 00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,281 I'm the short version of Idris Elba. 745 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:30,783 The ladies say it all the time, man. And is he even coming? 746 00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:33,077 - He's coming. - How do you know? 747 00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,705 Basketball is in his blood. Same as it is in mine. 748 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:38,624 Both of y'all old as hell, okay? And I at least saw you play first. 749 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:42,003 - I need to see him shoot at least. - Youngblood, you can't teach seven feet. 750 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,754 What you mean you can't teach seven feet? 751 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,339 - What are you talking... - Hallelujah! 752 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:49,093 Man can only take so much nagging before he done had enough. 753 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,261 I told ya. 754 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,763 He could have got in here without yelling "Hallelujah" in my ear, right? 755 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,642 Preacher, you're supposed to take your shoes off in the boom-boom room. 756 00:32:56,726 --> 00:32:58,603 You're gonna tell me the rules of the boom-boom room? 757 00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:01,105 I'm just trying to make sure we're clear, that's all. 758 00:33:01,189 --> 00:33:02,690 -[tires screech] - Oh, Lord. 759 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:04,525 Spoke too soon. 760 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:09,447 [Dax] Why are we slowing down? 761 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,573 Light just turned red. 762 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,659 So? Run it, fool! You know how worked up she can get. 763 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,620 [Uncle Drew] Oh, no, I ain't trying to get no ticket, now. 764 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:21,834 [Betty Lou] Preacher! 765 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,961 I know you in that van! 766 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,838 She got a baseball bat in a church dress? 767 00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:32,887 I am Betty to the Lou. 768 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,056 They don't even know who they messing with. 769 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,850 [Dax] Don't you know any players that don't require a road trip? 770 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:40,228 And what's the deal with Betty Lou anyway? It's just one weekend. 771 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,563 Is it me? Or is it nippy in here? 772 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:43,731 It ain't just you. 773 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,150 What is wrong with you two? I am melting over here. 774 00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:48,986 Good. Looks like you could stand to lose a few. 775 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,990 Is it just me, or is little man's head abnormally large for his body? 776 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,618