Fackham Hall

553 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,974 to have not had a partner. 554 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,893 But is it not more careless to procure one, 555 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,896 only to then lose her? 556 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:04,732 Wasteman just got merked. 557 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,236 Rose, may I speak with you outside? 558 00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:22,876 Rose, darling, do you not see our predicament? 559 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,294 Thanks to your sister's selfish behavior, 560 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:27,505 if we are to remain in Fackham Hall, 561 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,758 another lady in our family must wed Archibald. 562 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,261 No. You can't. You're married to Father. 563 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,638 Darling. I'm talking about you. 564 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:36,765 Oh. 565 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,560 No! You think I would choose 566 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:43,146 to spend the rest of my life with that pig? 567 00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:44,897 No, I shall not, and I shwill not. 568 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:47,150 - Enough. Mr. Tolkien. - [stomach churns] 569 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,026 - The writer. - Indeed. 570 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,864 Being contrary is the main cause of brain degeneration in women. 571 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,949 Ask any male scientist. 572 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:59,287 From this moment onwards, you must make Archibald fall for you. 573 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,456 For the good of the family. 574 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,333 Rose. 575 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,377 Rose! 576 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:09,589 So sorry. It's her time of the month, where she menstruates. 577 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,841 [somber music playing] 578 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:12,801 [sobs] 579 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,637 [sobbing] 580 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,097 [whistling cheerfully] 581 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,600 I'm so sorry. 582 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,936 [Rose continues sobbing] 583 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:26,314 Rose? Are you all right? 584 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,484 It's nothing you need to be burdened with. 585 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,861 Please. It's no burden at all. 586 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,696 - [door creaking] - You can tell me anything. 587 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,575 It will stay strictly between us. 588 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,577 Mother wants me to marry Archibald, 589 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,497 but I do not love him. 590 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,583 I see. 591 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,418 [sniffles] 592 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,421 [soft music playing] 593 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,594 You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff. 594 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,890 You've read Wuthering Heights? 595 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,393 Eric, you are a rare creature. 596 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:10,108 Do you think it foolish of a lady to listen to her heart? 597 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,904 I believe that when the heart aches, 598 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,447 that's when we should listen the most. 599 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,616 [Tolkien breaks wind] 600 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,328 How does anyone know when they're in love? 601 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,666 - [Tolkien breaks wind] - Maybe there's just something in the air. 602 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,669 [continues breaking wind] 603 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,465 I should go. 604 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,347 [Tolkien continues breaking wind] 605 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,350 [diarrhea sounds] 606 00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:49,439 ♪ An invite to Buckingham Palace ♪ 607 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:54,945 ♪ Arrived at my home in Belgravia ♪ 608 00:35:55,779 --> 00:36:00,825 ♪ When meeting the king And meeting the queen ♪ 609 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,997 ♪ One must be on one's best behavior ♪ 610 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:09,792 ♪ But I went to the palace With my willy hanging out ♪ 611 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,712 ♪ And nobody thought to tell me ♪ 612 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:15,464 ♪ They were too polite It was hanging out all night ♪ 613 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,009 ♪ And no one stopped to tell me That my pecker was in sight ♪ 614 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,344 ♪ I had a tiny hunch When it dangled in the punch ♪ 615 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,139 ♪ And my johnson went all chilly ♪ 616 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,142 ♪ The Duke of Norwich He thought it was a sausage ♪ 617 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:28,436 ♪ When he had A little nibble on my willy ♪ 618 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:29,688 ♪ Silly ♪ 619 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:35,109 ♪ I went to the palace With my willy hanging out ♪ 620 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,946 ♪ I don't think that His Highness will forget me ♪ 621 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,450 ♪ The king, he saw my bell ♪ 622 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:46,120 ♪ But did the night go swell? ♪ 623 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:50,000 ♪ Well, they asked me to the palace Next week as well ♪ 624 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,669 [guests laughing] 625 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,924 [Humphrey] And look, there it is. Such wit. 626 00:36...