How to Make a Killing

00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,292 Oh. What happens then? 543 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:45,333 -What happens when it pays off? -Right. 544 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:47,875 It-it pays off. What? 545 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,500 Right, but what happens? 546 00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:50,875 What is happening? 547 00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:52,667 We're just... 548 00:32:53,292 --> 00:32:54,917 -You're being weird with our guest. -No, I'm just... 549 00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:56,375 I'm s-I'm sorry. I'm just curious. 550 00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:57,917 -No, no, no, no. Noah: No, no. You're being weird. 551 00:32:57,958 --> 00:32:59,250 -Ruth: We're... -Noah: You mustn't be weird with our guest 552 00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:01,833 -We're having a conversation. -You're being a weird dude. 553 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:04,208 She's from, uh, Philadelphia, so... 554 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,583 What do you do? 555 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,708 I, uh, I work in denim. 556 00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:10,625 She saw Cardi B naked once, right? Tell him. 557 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,625 Okay, for the record, I am changing careers. 558 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:14,958 I'm actually, I'm getting my teaching credential right now. 559 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:16,458 Teaching? 560 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:17,833 High school lit. 561 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,208 Noah: High school is not lit. 562 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:21,458 She's gonna make me wake up at 6am every morning 563 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,208 because of her alarm, and then I will microwave my own head 564 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,375 -to kill myself just to get some relief. -Okay. 565 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,667 So high school lit, what books will you teach? 566 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:31,875 What do you...? 567 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,792 -Dickens, Conrad. -Becket: Okay. 568 00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,500 A Tale of Two Cities? 569 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:38,042 Uh, David Copperfield. 570 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:40,958 Well, then you must know that the-the actual title of the book 571 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,375 is not David Copperfield, it's... 572 00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:43,833 The Personal History, Adventures 573 00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,500 Experience and Observations of... 574 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,792 ... David Copperfield the Younger of Blunderstone Rookery 575 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:51,500 ... which He Never Meant to Publish on Any Account. 576 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,625 Noah: Are you guys having a virgin-off? 577 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:55,875 What the fuck is this? 578 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:59,042 “I’m David Copperfield. I’m just a nerd. 579 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:01,875 I’m a nerd. I cut off my dick. I don’t use it anymore.” 580 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:03,958 Guys, I gotta go. 581 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,458 I just realised I hate both of you. 582 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,917 Well, it was nice to meet ya. 583 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,250 You as well. 584 00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:14,125 Do you want to come back for dinner on Thursday? 585 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:16,000 We’re having a-a group thing. 586 00:34:16,042 --> 00:34:17,167 Sure. 587 00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:21,167 -Cool. -Okay. 588 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,708 -Uh, bye. I will-I will text you. -All right. All right. 589 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,208 Warren:... adjustable markets... 590 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,958 <i>This was a new situation altogether.</i> 591 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,583 <i>Because, let’s face it,</i> <i>the first time, I had gotten lucky.</i> 592 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,917 <i>This time, I would need a plan.</i> 593 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,708 <i>A real plan.</i> 594 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:40,208 <i>But what?</i> 595 00:34:40,292 --> 00:34:43,167 It's a goddamn, you know, time bomb. 596 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,500 Colleague: Yeah, it is. 597 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,208 San Francisco is the worst city in... in the United States. 598 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,583 -Why? -It’s pretentious. 599 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,417 -There is no 'there' there. -It’s gentrified. 600 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,208 There’s too many art school drop-outs. 601 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,958 I think it's a great place. If-if you have kids, you have the ocean. 602 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,417 You've got the mountains. 603 00:34:58,458 --> 00:34:59,542 You want kids? 604 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,792 I don’t know. Maybe. 605 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:02,875 Cool. I get it. What about you? 606 00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:03,958 -Kids? -Yeah. 607 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,458 Oh. I mean, I don’t hate kids, but... 608 00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:09,042 Wait. 609 00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:11,875 -I hate kids! I hate kids... -Yeah. 610 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:13,042 I hate ‘em. 611 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:17...