How to Murder Your Wife

- Yes? - Delivery. 404 00:43:26,457 --> 00:43:31,258 - Is this the Ford residence? - Yes. Who are you? What do you want? 405 00:43:31,329 --> 00:43:34,230 Mrs. Ford told me to put this stuff in the kitchen. 406 00:43:41,272 --> 00:43:43,467 - Yes? - Delivery. 407 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,938 Pardon me. is this the Ford residence? 408 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:53,039 Yes, but... 409 00:43:55,853 --> 00:43:59,448 Mrs. Ford suggested we place these things directly in her bedroom. 410 00:44:00,324 --> 00:44:02,622 There must be some mistake. 411 00:44:08,366 --> 00:44:09,390 Yes. 412 00:44:09,467 --> 00:44:10,456 Signora Ford. 413 00:45:57,441 --> 00:46:00,205 One at a time! What the hell is going on, Charles? 414 00:46:00,278 --> 00:46:04,044 I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid this new arrangement isn't going to work. 415 00:46:04,115 --> 00:46:06,049 Yes, well I... 416 00:46:06,684 --> 00:46:10,450 This woman is mad. Stark, raving mad. 417 00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:13,688 She is not only preparing a lasagna soufflé... 418 00:46:13,757 --> 00:46:15,589 - A what? - Lasagna soufflé. 419 00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:17,525 But look at the spaghetti sauce. 420 00:46:17,595 --> 00:46:20,927 Green onions browning in at least a pound of butter. 421 00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:24,031 Eggplant swimming in oil! 422 00:46:24,101 --> 00:46:26,069 Smells good, though, doesn't it? 423 00:46:29,106 --> 00:46:32,303 Sir, I am not given to issuing ultimata... 424 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:34,866 but it's simple, you'll have to choose. 425 00:46:34,945 --> 00:46:36,845 Either she goes or I go! 426 00:46:36,913 --> 00:46:39,974 I've been trying to settle it, if you won't be so arbitrary. 427 00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:42,911 It's the kid's first day. She doesn't know the ropes yet. 428 00:46:42,987 --> 00:46:45,114 Say no more. I quite understand. 429 00:46:45,256 --> 00:46:47,315 In fact, I thought it might come to this. 430 00:46:47,391 --> 00:46:50,588 Therefore, I took the precaution of re-packing my bags. 431 00:46:50,661 --> 00:46:53,323 Wait just a minute. Will you stop this? 432 00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:55,887 Where do you think you're gonna go? What would you do? 433 00:46:55,967 --> 00:46:59,697 Actually, sir, Mr. Rawlins phoned this afternoon. 434 00:46:59,769 --> 00:47:01,362 What? Old Tobey? 435 00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:06,240 Yes, sir. As he has decided not to marry, and you have decided the reverse... 436 00:47:06,310 --> 00:47:10,246 it was his feeling that perhaps I might feel happier working for him. 437 00:47:10,314 --> 00:47:12,747 And I could not agree with him more, sir! 438 00:47:12,816 --> 00:47:14,079 Charles. 439 00:47:15,052 --> 00:47:17,918 - Charlie. That is a goodbye, no? - What? 440 00:47:17,989 --> 00:47:21,288 - Charles is a goodbye, no? - Is a goodbye, yes! if I don't... 441 00:47:32,637 --> 00:47:37,097 - Your mother is coming? - Yes! 442 00:47:37,174 --> 00:47:39,574 Oh, my God! 443 00:47:40,411 --> 00:47:45,314 No cocktail. Edna teach me say "no cocktail." 444 00:47:49,553 --> 00:47:50,712 Charles. 445 00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:01,425 I'll get rid of her, I promise you. 446 00:48:06,103 --> 00:48:08,901 You won't like working for Tobey. He drinks! 447 00:48:09,273 --> 00:48:11,400 Dames up there all the time. 448 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:13,669 He's a lumpy. 449 00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:16,474 He leaves wet towels lying all around the bathroom! 450 00:48:17,314 --> 00:48:18,837 Arrivederci! 451 00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:20,483 Look! 452 00:48:48,245 --> 00:48:53,182 There's no sense getting hysterical and everything. Are you all right in there? 453 00:48:54,351 --> 00:48:55,443 Are you... 454 00:49:03,593 --> 00:49:05,584 Look, please. 455 00:49:06,263 --> 00:49:08,424 Hello! Will you please... 456 00:49:08,499 --> 00:49:11,195 if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a woman crying. 457 00:49:11,268 --> 00:49:13,133 I just go all... 458 00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:20,001 You want a Kleenex? 459 00:49:39,396 --> 00:49:40,760 Thank you. 460 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:46,435 No, please. Look, I'm sorry. 461 00:49:48,038 --> 00:49:50,871 Please. Look. I'm sorry. 462 00:49:56,447 --> 00:49:57,538 Sorry. 463 00:50:40,291 --> 00:50:41,952 Darling! 464 00:50:52,102 --> 00:50:53,160 Lunch. 465 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:03,505 Stanley. I again have forget. 466 00:52:03,573 --> 00:52:06,406 The ones with the white hats... 467 00:52:06,476 --> 00:52:09,037 are they the good guys or the bad guys? 468 00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:15,140 White hats, good guys. Black hats, bad guys. Okay? 469 00:52:15,986 --> 00:52:18,250 Okay. Thank you very much. 470 00:52:28,966 --> 00:52:32,925 What's the matter with you, boy? You look just awful. 471 00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:35,267 I'm exhausted, that's what's the matter. 472 00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:3