One of Them Days

00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:39,433 Uh, I'm an artist. 743 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:42,035 I paint. I do all mediums. 744 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,905 That's like oil paint, nails, houses, inner, outer. 745 00:31:45,038 --> 00:31:47,074 Little bit of makeup. I did the MAC counter, but the back. 746 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:48,275 -Yeah. Oh. -It was some other shit, 747 00:31:48,409 --> 00:31:49,476 but I... I got far. 748 00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:51,613 Uh, I thought you gave loans to anybody. 749 00:31:51,746 --> 00:31:54,114 Yeah, anybody with some proof of income. 750 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,217 I mean, do you have an invoice for your... ...art? 751 00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:59,253 -You don't got to be mean. -I'll work with you. 752 00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,890 What about Uber? SSI? SSDI? 753 00:32:02,022 --> 00:32:04,925 What you mean, like PPP or HBO or... 754 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:08,028 Alimony? Child support? We will take child support. 755 00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:10,030 No, no child, no ring. 756 00:32:10,164 --> 00:32:12,299 -I'm fuckboy-free. -Mmm. 757 00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:15,870 -Now I am. -Well, in that case, 48! 758 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,906 -Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait. -48! 759 00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,474 -Wait. Um... -Uh-huh. 760 00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:23,645 -What are the interest rates? -There. 761 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,614 Damn. I thought that was the year of establishment. 762 00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,516 Mm-mm. 763 00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:30,785 If you don't have the money this month, 764 00:32:30,919 --> 00:32:33,086 you're not gonna have it next month. 765 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:35,355 -Get out. -Ugh. 766 00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,458 -Is he here every day? -Please! 767 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,761 What did y'all do to this nigga here? 768 00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:41,529 He is so negative. 769 00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:43,297 Do you want the loan or not? 770 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:44,965 I do work at a diner. 771 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,167 I'm a waitress. I make a steady paycheck. 772 00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:49,269 Okay, fine, yeah. I'm gonna just need your I.D. 773 00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:50,939 so I can run your credit check. 774 00:32:51,071 --> 00:32:53,173 Full disclosure. My credit score is currently a little... 775 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,374 No, no, doesn't matter. 776 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,143 As long as you have a job, arms and a leg, 777 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,745 the system will approve you. 778 00:32:57,879 --> 00:32:59,146 -Here you go. -Thank you. 779 00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:10,324 Are you having a heart attack? 780 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,359 -Oh, my God, ma'am. -Are you okay? 781 00:33:12,493 --> 00:33:15,663 Are you? I've never seen a credit score this low. 782 00:33:17,932 --> 00:33:20,133 -Well, I... you know, I... -Oh, my God. 783 00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,503 When I went to business school 784 00:33:21,636 --> 00:33:23,337 -I had to get a loan, and... -Look at it. 785 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,672 I'm, you know, trying to figure out 786 00:33:24,806 --> 00:33:25,807 how to make everything back. 787 00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:28,676 Oh, so bad. This score is so bad. 788 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,344 -I know, I know. -You got problems. 789 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:31,478 -Oh. -You act like 790 00:33:31,613 --> 00:33:32,814 we in Beverly Hills or somewhere. 791 00:33:32,947 --> 00:33:33,882 Girl, you in the hood, too. 792 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,750 Listen, listen. I have an idea. 793 00:33:35,884 --> 00:33:37,484 What if we combine our scores? 794 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:39,721 Her and I have been living together for se-- 795 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:41,288 We've been together for seven years. 796 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,056 That's common-law marriage in any other state. 797 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,559 So we're trying to give you an opportunity 798 00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,193 to embrace something innovative. 799 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,195 -Oh, wow. -Yes. Me and my wife... 800 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:49,263 "Wife." 801 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:50,899 ...would like to get a loan together. 802 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,165 Lesbians. 803 00:33:52,299 --> 00:33:54,234 Congratulations. 804 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:55,703 -Progressive. -Yeah. 805 00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,070 Great for the company. Great for us. It's a good look. 806 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,773 No, no, no, no, no. Not a chance. 807 00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:00,875 And you know what? You guys are old. 808 00:34:01,009 --> 00:34:04,378 Way too old not to understand how credit works. 809 00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:06,681 -What? -Ladies, just get it together. 810 00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:08,315 -Sweetie, you get it together. -"Get it together"? 811 00