The Dictator

554 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:55,217 So sorry, Supreme Leader. 555 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,219 Don't worry. I'm 50 % to blame. 556 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,099 No! No! Supreme Leader! 557 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,935 Definitely not. I must be going. 558 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,145 No, no. Stay, please. 559 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,564 If you hate Aladeen and you like good food, 560 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,650 this is the place for you. This way. Here we go. 561 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:27,666 Enjoy it. 562 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,629 No! No! 563 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,355 For you. 564 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,815 What is your name? 565 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,442 Allison Burgers. 566 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,987 That's a made-up name. What's your real name? 567 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,742 Ladis. 568 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,077 Ladis what? 569 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,371 Ladis Washerum. 570 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,585 So your name is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"? 571 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:13,379 That is a made-up name. 572 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,297 What is your real name? 573 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,509 I am interested. We are interested. 574 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,764 Emploice. 575 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,432 Emploice what? 576 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,185 Emploice... Muswashans. 577 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,272 That is a made-up name. 578 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,692 Okay. 579 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,903 What is your real name? 580 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,863 Max. 581 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,240 Max what? 582 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,202 Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty. 583 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,499 There's a number in the name? 584 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,210 Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? 585 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,171 No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! 586 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,256 No! 587 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,758 It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! 588 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,885 No! It's not Aladeen! 589 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,804 Hasan, lock the door! 590 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,351 Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin! 591 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,146 This is my cousin. I see you've all met him. 592 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,149 He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry. 593 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,358 - Sorry. - It's okay, sit. 594 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,776 - Okay. - Sit and eat. 595 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,611 Have a seat, cousin. 596 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,614 Very sorry. My apologies. Enjoy. 597 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,909 What are you doing here? And what has happened to your beard? 598 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:29,538 I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile. 599 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,290 How are you alive? 600 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,126 How am I... Wait. You don't know? 601 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,335 No. 602 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,797 Every single person you had executed is still alive. 603 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,216 We all live here in Little Wadiya. 604 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,760 The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance! 605 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,345 You mean I never executed anybody? 606 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,472 No. 607 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,557 Like, honestly, zero people. 608 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:54,396 Nadal, you must help me get back into power. 609 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,315 What? No. Why would I do that? 610 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,775 I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius! 611 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,612 What do you do? 612 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,950 Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops. 613 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,204 Congratulations. Living the American dream. 614 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,415 Okay, fine. I will help you. On one condition. 615 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:14,750 Name it. 616 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,460 You reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research, 617 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,837 so I can finish building my bomb. 618 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,214 Deal. 619 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,674 One last thing. 620 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,427 You will let me build a round nuclear weapon. 621 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,013 Never. It must be pointy. 622 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,682 - Wait a minute. This is... - Whoa. 623 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:34,478 Okay, compromise. Conical. 624 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,313 - Round. Round. - Teat-shaped. 625 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,649 Okay. 626 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,275 - Okay. Deal. - Deal. 627 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,447 Ladies and gentlemen of the press, 628 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,742 our Supreme Leader is indisposed to answer your questions 629 00:38:49,03...