Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Actually, I might just sit this one out. You head on. 554 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,499 - See you down there. - You sure? 555 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,899 Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute. 556 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,599 Right, I'll see you at base camp, then. 557 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:34,199 [ Thinks ] Bastard. I can't believe he's left me. 558 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,299 Ooh. 559 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,899 Oooh. 560 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:03,899 [ Thinks ] So, romantic getaway has turned into lawyer's reunion. 561 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,699 Oooh. 562 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,799 I can't believe we're already into group holidays 563 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,299 after only eight weeks of total, undisturbed sex. 564 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,999 Wait a minute... 565 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,599 No. Eight weeks? 566 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:20,199 It couldn't be, could it? 567 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,499 Totally undisturbed... 568 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,899 Oh, God. I'm pregnant. 569 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,599 [ Whines ] 570 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,499 [ Screams ] 571 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,799 And going to die! 572 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,799 [ Cheering ] 573 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,799 [ Screams ] 574 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:50,099 [ Screams ] Oh, my God! 575 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,399 I can't see! 576 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,699 [ Screams ] Big bump! 577 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,899 Get out of the way! 578 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,099 [ Screams ] 579 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,199 Who's this? An eccentric but exhilarating performance 580 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,499 from a total unknown, 581 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,999 who's now solidly in position for the bronze. 582 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,399 - [ Screams ] - [ Bell clangs ] 583 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,299 [ Whines ] 584 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,699 I would like a pregnancy test, please. 585 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,599 A pregnancy test. 586 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,599 Ich bien, er, possibly... 587 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,499 mit baby. 588 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,599 Er... 589 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,899 Kinder! I am on back... 590 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:54,399 and he, er... 591 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,399 maken ze lieben. Er, with me. 592 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,699 [ German ] She's pregnant! 593 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,999 Oh, no! No, no, not pregnant. 594 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,799 [ German ] She's bloated. 595 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,899 - Condom? - Nein. Nein, nein. 596 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,999 Maybe like this, but maybe like this. 597 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,799 [ German ] I think her problem is psychological. 598 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,599 [ German ] There is nothing a pill can do to help her. 599 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,499 I'm a girl and I met a boy. 600 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,999 Fraulein, and I met frau... boy. 601 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:31,999 And possibly now mit baby, uh-huh? 602 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,999 Right, moment of truth awaits. 603 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,199 What if I am pregnant? 604 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:46,399 I must try not to get hopes up too high. 605 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,599 Boyfriend and baby seems just too lucky. 606 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,099 Bridget? I have been looking everywhere for you. 607 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,299 I thought you'd broken a leg or something... Oh, God. 608 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,399 - You're not...? - I might be. 609 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,099 - What if I were? - Well, I suppose I'd... 610 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:16,899 To be quite frank, it'd be bloody fantastic. 611 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,999 I mean, if a little ahead of schedule. 612 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,999 - Are you really pregnant? - Well, give it three minutes. 613 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,299 - What do you fancy? Boy or a girl? - I dunno, it doesn't matter. 614 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,799 Although, I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a son. 615 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,899 - Another Mark Darcy. - Or maybe something like Huck. 616 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,899 Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah. 617 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,499 Anyway, I could teach him to play cricket and rugby 618 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,999 and visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day. 619 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,200 Eton? 620 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:04,399 Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations. 621 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,399 Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home. 622 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,699 Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse 623 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,499 that you're never allowed to remove again. 624 00:41:16,500