Nobody's Fool

891 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,072 Don't hit the pipe, that's a chip. 892 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,324 Don't smoke no weed for four days. That's a chip. 893 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,784 Don't drink. That's a chip. 894 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,162 No D. I ain't had no D in a whole day. 895 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,288 That's a chip. 896 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,039 I should have a chip for every single thing. 897 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,624 That's all I'm saying, man. 898 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,887 [door opens] 899 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,930 -Hey, you here? -Hey, sis. 900 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,433 I was just wrapping up work. Do you want a ride? 901 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,518 -Yeah. Let me go get my stuff. -Okay. 902 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,021 I missed you. 903 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,444 [Tanya] Frank, Danica's outside. 904 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,158 -Hey. -Hey. 905 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,951 Your sister, she's, uh... 906 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,370 She's a special one. I really like her. 907 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,498 How long were you in jail? 908 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,583 I didn't know that. 909 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,711 Uh, I didn't know you'd heard that. Seven years. 910 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,505 It was a long time ago. 911 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,049 All right, yeah. 912 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,469 -Yeah. -Tell Tanya I'll be in the car. 913 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:36,223 All righty. You got it. 914 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,361 I didn't know that he was in recovery 915 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,654 and that he's been in jail. 916 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,447 Yeah, but he's still a cool-ass nigga. 917 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,741 [sighs] Damn. I mean, Tanya, 918 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:56,743 has every black man been to jail? 919 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,037 Yeah, girl. Anyone that is worth fucking with 920 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,789 has been to jail at least once. 921 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,416 That's what make 'em a man. You know he like you. 922 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,294 -Yeah. That will never happen. -What? 923 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,839 -Oh, 'cause of Charlie. -Mm-hmm. 924 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,508 That's right. 925 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,427 Yeah, I got you, girl. 926 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,096 I got you. 927 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,391 [Nev] All right, "Help! 928 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:20,976 I think my sister's being catfished." 929 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,561 {\an8}-All right, we got it. -Catfish, go. 930 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,646 {\an8}All right, here we go. This one's from Tanya. 931 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:27,607 {\an8}-Okay. Tanya. -Tanya says, "Dear Nev and Max, 932 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,694 my sister's been dating this man for a year online. Never-- 933 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:31,695 [Max] A year? 934 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,113 A year. "And she's never met him." 935 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,197 -A year is... -Wait, wait. 936 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,615 We're talking about twelve months. 937 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,659 He says he's on an offshore oil rig. 938 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,494 Oh, please. We've actually never... 939 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:41,079 -Never heard that before. -That's new. 940 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,539 -That's good. -That's a new one. 941 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,623 And-- Let me guess. 942 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,125 He's on an oil rig, so he can't talk. 943 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,585 Now, anyway, she's in love. 944 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,128 And has even bought a wedding dress. 945 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,087 Oh, God. 946 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,463 -She's invested money. -Wow. 947 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:51,798 She's planned the entire wedding. 948 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,966 Oh, God. 949 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,342 Wow. "Please help. Thanks, Tanya." 950 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,927 All right. Well, let's call Tanya 951 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,846 and see what, uh, see what she has to say. 952 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,307 [telephone ringing] 953 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,601 -Let me get a bite. -You get the phone. 954 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,604 [ringing] 955 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,355 Brown Bean Coffee Shop. 956 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,691 Hi, this is Nev and Max from <i>Catfish.</i> 957 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,484 We're looking for Tanya. 958 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,654 No way! I'm the one that called y'all. 959 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,573 <i>I'm so excited. Y'all so fine.</i> 960 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,617 So, Tanya, you think your sister's being catfished? 961 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,785 I do. Yes, I do. 962 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,162 [Nev] <i>Yeah. I mean,</i> 963 00: