That Awkward Moment

00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,815 How was it? 677 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,935 It was amazing, man. She was amazing. 678 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,640 So is she coming back to the house or what? 679 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,731 Not exactly. 680 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:54,523 <i>♪ Now listen, honey, while I say</i> 681 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,690 <i>♪ How can you fix your mind to say you're going away?</i> 682 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,441 ♪ Don't say that we must part 683 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,648 <i>♪ Don't break my aching heart</i> 684 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,484 <i>♪ You know you love me...</i> 685 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,086 Hey. 686 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,526 After midnight? Really? 687 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,284 I couldn't sleep. Hmm. 688 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,683 It's good to see you. 689 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,287 <i>♪ How can you leave me?</i> 690 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,401 <i>♪ Listen while I say</i> 691 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,602 <i>♪ After you've gone</i> 692 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,483 <i>♪ After you've gone away ♪</i> 693 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,815 So what happened with you and the piano man? Rodrigo? 694 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,415 Diego? Diego. 695 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,535 I don't know. 696 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,415 I don't want to date a guy that's prettier than me. You know? 697 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,135 Yeah. Me neither. 698 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,455 Plus, he works out. 699 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,775 I don't want a man that works out. 700 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,615 Yeah. I worked out once. 2004. 701 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,495 Got on the 15 dumbbells. 702 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,495 I was like, "Those are way too light, let me go to the 30s." 703 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,535 Nice. And if you feel it... 704 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,607 Don't. I don't wanna touch it. 705 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,895 And then I hit the hammies. 706 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,251 Some quads. And if you feel that. 707 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,735 You definitely got the lingo down. 708 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,855 Do you see that? No. 709 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,335 Ah, well... Fat. 710 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,855 That's what happens when you work out 711 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,405 once. 712 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,455 What are you doing here anyway? 713 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,615 What do you mean? I don't know. 714 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,086 Weren't you supposed to hang out with that girl from Trinity? 715 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:49,445 Oh, yeah. I had to tell her I wasn't looking for anything too serious. 716 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,608 Oh. 'Cause if it ever stopped being fun for you 717 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,655 guys, you'd want to just call it off? 718 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,095 That's... Yeah. I know. 719 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,175 You got it down. 720 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,255 Brother. I know the spiel. Brother. 721 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,520 Yeah. 722 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,335 I don't know. I just thought you liked her. 723 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,495 I did like her. 724 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,135 She was cool, really smart, funny, well-read. 725 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,935 Great family. Lovett 726 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,935 And gave the best blowjob in recorded history. 727 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,450 I feel like every blowjob you get, 728 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,175 you think is the best in recorded history... 729 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,009 Well, if you look at the common variable 730 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,015 across all encounters, you'll find that it's me. 731 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,335 So maybe I'm the best in recorded history at receiving blowjobs. 732 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,655 Bam. Bam. 733 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,255 Think about that. Don't want to. 734 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,615 Cheers to me getting awesome blowjobs and just being good at it. 735 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,815 You're such an idiot. Oh! 736 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,887 Oh. 737 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,089 So? Jason, where is this going? 738 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,335 Fuck. 739 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,566 Um... 740 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,365 Look, I think you're an amazing girl. 741 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,535 And if I was in a different place, maybe, 742 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,085 but, I mean, you know that I'm not 743 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,775 really looking for anything serious. 744 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,088 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. As soon as this stops being fun for one of us. 745 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,855 Hey, J-Go! How'd it go with that hooker? 746 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,006 Oh! 747 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,535 Did y