Pushed to the breaking-up point after their latest 'why can't you do this one little thing for me?' argument, Brooke calls it quits with her boyfriend Gary. What follows is a hilarious series of remedies, war tactics, overtures and undermining tricks – all encouraged by the former couple's friends and confidantes …and the occasional total stranger! When neither ex is willing to move out of their shared apartment, the only solution is to continue living as hostile roommates until one of them reaches breaking point.
The Break-Up is a Romance, Comedy film released in 2006.
13 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
Well, I guess he feels threatened that you
broke up with him and he's acting out.
573
00:32:47,981 --> 00:32:51,439
Okay, look, Brooke, men are like children.
You know? And they...
574
00:32:51,919 --> 00:32:55,548
Sweetie, it's a figure of speech.
It's Brooke. And I love you so much.
575
00:32:55,623 --> 00:33:00,424
And you're my man and you know that.
You're amazing. I love you.
576
00:33:00,829 --> 00:33:04,094
Listen, and they're gonna test boundaries
to see what they can get away with.
577
00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:06,397
<i>I think there's three things
that Gary needs to know.</i>
578
00:33:06,469 --> 00:33:10,701
One, this type of behavior is not unnoticed.
Two, it's not acceptable.
579
00:33:10,775 --> 00:33:14,973
And three, you know, you're definitely
not gonna tolerate it. Right?
580
00:33:15,314 --> 00:33:16,440
Yes.
581
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:19,746
<i>And Brooke, remember, we're always
owning our actions, right?</i>
582
00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:22,446
<i>And we're always
healthy with it, yes?</i>
583
00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:24,785
Yes.
584
00:33:25,158 --> 00:33:27,422
I don't wanna finish the game.
I got showings, okay?
585
00:33:27,494 --> 00:33:29,587
I gotta buy the cookie spray.
I gotta clean up the dog.
586
00:33:31,665 --> 00:33:34,361
And now I'm really leaving 'cause
I don't want to hear that. Okay?
587
00:33:34,436 --> 00:33:37,234
Thank you for the pool.
Thank you for the snacks.
588
00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:48,445
I'm going to get a cab.
I'll split it with you.
589
00:33:59,798 --> 00:34:03,063
What are you, 12?
Brooke, that is not healthy.
590
00:34:03,135 --> 00:34:05,228
I'm trying to make a point.
And what is that point?
591
00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:07,830
My point's your point.
Your three points.
592
00:34:07,907 --> 00:34:12,071
That it's not unnoticed,
that it was not acceptable,
593
00:34:12,213 --> 00:34:14,738
and that it would definitely
not be tolerated.
594
00:34:14,815 --> 00:34:16,578
Not exactly what I meant.
595
00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:21,589
Unbelievable.
596
00:34:24,827 --> 00:34:26,590
I knew it!
Hey, gang.
597
00:34:26,696 --> 00:34:29,722
Found my shirt on the floor.
Thanks for laying it out.
598
00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:35,871
Gary, are you here for
couples bowling? Yeah.
599
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,905
Well, don't you think you and I
should discuss something first?
600
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:42,344
Like what? How your
47 average is killing us?
601
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,009
Okay. Great. No.
602
00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:49,350
Gary, this is couples bowling.
And since you and I are no longer a couple,
603
00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:51,351
because you have chosen
604
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:55,327
not to participate constructively
in our relationship,
605
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:57,191
we're now singles.
606
00:34:57,265 --> 00:35:00,860
So, there's not room
for two singles on the team.
607
00:35:05,508 --> 00:35:07,408
Why do you look confused?
608
00:35:08,511 --> 00:35:12,777
I don't have any idea what's happening.
I've come to play on the team.
609
00:35:13,017 --> 00:35:14,609
Look, Gary, I just don't think
it's a good idea
610
00:35:14,685 --> 00:35:17,483
for you and I to be around each other
any more than we have to right now.
611
00:35:17,556 --> 00:35:19,683
I completely agree.
Maybe you should go play some pinball.
612
00:35:19,758 --> 00:35:22,784
No, I think you should leave.
Okay.
613
00:35:24,063 --> 00:35:29,023
Brooke, when a man makes a commitment
to a team, he honors that commitment.
614
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:33,773
He doesn't let emotions or personal
issues get in the way of victory.
615
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:36,275
And I've made a commitment
to this team.
616
00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:39,973
They don't want you here either, Gary.
Yeah. Sure, they don't.
617
00:35:40,048 --> 00:35:41,811
They don't.
They're my friends.
618
00:35:41,884 --> 00:35:45,581
But you're not a strong bowler.
That's not the point.
619
00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:49,055
You know what? Let's just...
Why don't we let them decide?
620
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:52,754
Gary, don't. No. Don't involve them, okay?
That's unnecessary.
621
00:35:52,829 --> 00:35:54,592
What's wrong, Castro?
Castro?
622
00:35:54,665 --> 00:35:56,428
Well, Castro doesn't
let people vote as a team.
623
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:58,628
Okay. Ask them.
Thank you.
624
00:35:58,803 --> 00:36:01,363
Okay, everyone.
Team vote here.
625
00:36:01,607 --> 00:36:04,940
By a show of hands, just put it
up when you make a decision,
626
00:36:05,311 --> 00:36:09,111
who here agrees with Brooke and thinks
I should leave the bowling team?
627
00:36:11,485 --> 00:36:12,713
Shocker.
628
00:36:31,008 --> 00:36:34,171
<i>Band of Brothers.
You should rent it sometime.</i>
629
00:36:36,748 --> 00:36:40,548
Good luck, everyone.
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