The Broken Hearts Gallery

to my birthday? 570 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,986 I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke. 571 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,072 It combines my favourite things, murder and karaoke. 572 00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,990 -A heavenly combo. -A perfect combination. 573 00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:54,451 You guys. 574 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,245 I am in love. 575 00:33:56,328 --> 00:33:59,915 Her name is Irina, and she's got tiny baby bones like a baby chick, 576 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,752 and I just wanna build a nest for her and chew her food for her and feed her. 577 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,462 Jesus, I give it two weeks. 578 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,007 Do I detect cynicism from the great believer of love? 579 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,927 She's right. You've banged more Russian models than a tech billionaire. 580 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,137 -If you were a guy, we would hate you. -Yeah. 581 00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,764 -I don't need this. -Yes, you do. 582 00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:19,893 -No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay. -Yes, you do. Eat the pasta. 583 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,774 Hey, Nick, I... 584 00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,695 -I can't work anymore this week, dude. -Why? 585 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:35,117 Your homeboy's been commissioned to build a new table for that hotel in Fort Green. 586 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,661 Really? That place is so cheesy. 587 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,956 Oh, my God. How dare I take their money when you don't like their mason jars. 588 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,708 Look, man, I know... 589 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:46,043 I know things are tough, but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday, 590 00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,045 and I will get you your money. 591 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,549 -You are first on my list. -Oh, there's a list? 592 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,759 Can I see the list, or...? 593 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,262 -It's a theoretical list. Nick... -It's gonna happen. 594 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,472 -Come on. -I can't keep doing this, man. 595 00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,310 I got a family. All right? I have responsibilities. I'm sorry. 596 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,646 Don't shut off on me. I-- 597 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,440 Show me those blushy cheeks. 598 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:09,401 Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside when I see them. Show me-- 599 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,695 I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay? 600 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,363 All right. 601 00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,825 Good morning, building buds! Who's ready to work? 602 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327 Because I am. Check me out. 603 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,996 Look at this belt, a practical belt for tools. 604 00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:24,917 -Here is your coffee, Marky Mark. -All right, Lucy Liu. 605 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,338 -And then, for you, I got the special milks. -Thank you. 606 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,381 -Dude. -Sorry. 607 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,469 Her Majesty looks a little upset this morning, so tread lightly. 608 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,765 Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings? Because the CFO has arrived. 609 00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,683 Chief Feelings Officer is here. 610 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:45,145 -Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys. -God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out. 611 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:46,355 -See you, dude. -Bye. 612 00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,983 -Who is that? -Yeah, you're in the right place. 613 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,945 -Hi. -Hey. 614 00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:57,824 -Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery? -Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing? 615 00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,161 Yeah. You're in the right place. Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator. 616 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,829 Yeah. Willhelmina. 617 00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,915 So how's this whole thing work? 618 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,835 I don't know. How does this whole thing work? 619 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:12,214 Well, why don't we start by you telling me what you brought and why? 620 00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:16,635 Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina, while I was actually-- 621 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,803 Oh, wait. Pause. 622 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,097 Do you mind if I record this? 623 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,766 -Just, you know, for our socials. -Yeah. Sure. 624 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,434 Take a step back against this. 625 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,228 -Right. Here? -Ooh, that is perfect. 626 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771 And go. 627 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,356 I was in the hospital. 628 00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192 I was recovering from a pretty nasty skydiving accident. 629 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,779 She was my nurse and had a body cast covered all my tats, 630 00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:38,323 so Gina, she drew these ones on for me. 631 00: