Straight Talk

00:32:43,735 --> 00:32:46,636 Captain Kangaroo wasn't really a captain. 489 00:32:46,704 --> 00:32:48,695 He wasn't even a kangaroo. 490 00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:51,537 Besides, no one's ever going to know. 491 00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:54,578 I'm gonna come up with a first-rate bio for you. 492 00:32:54,646 --> 00:32:58,104 It's just gonna be between you and me and the lamppost. 493 00:32:58,183 --> 00:33:00,378 In fact, not even the lamppost. 494 00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:06,981 I just don't feel comfortable pretending to be something I'm not. 495 00:33:07,058 --> 00:33:09,891 If I thought I was doing a disservice to the public... 496 00:33:09,961 --> 00:33:12,862 I would be the first to say so. 497 00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:15,456 You already went on the air as a doctor. 498 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:18,195 If you go on and say, "I'm not a doctor," 499 00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:20,260 what are your listeners gonna think? 500 00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:23,364 They're gonna think I'm not a doctor. 501 00:33:24,943 --> 00:33:29,403 Hey, you... you are a doctor... 502 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,414 of the heart. 503 00:33:31,482 --> 00:33:33,416 You're a doctor of the heart. 504 00:33:33,484 --> 00:33:35,543 You help people. 505 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,884 Look at these telegrams. They love you. 506 00:33:37,956 --> 00:33:40,584 Are you gonna let these people down? 507 00:33:40,658 --> 00:33:43,786 Hmm? 508 00:33:46,231 --> 00:33:48,461 The man's a real ball buster. 509 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,660 That's not a problem for me. 510 00:33:50,735 --> 00:33:52,760 He can be very difficult. 511 00:33:52,837 --> 00:33:56,773 Don't forget. It's doctor, doctor, doctor. 512 00:33:56,841 --> 00:34:00,572 - And also -- - Also wear clean underwear in case I get in a wreck. 513 00:34:00,645 --> 00:34:02,704 Gene, this is -- 514 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:05,943 The woman that saved that damn shrink spot. 515 00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:08,451 Oh, you've got the real common touch. 516 00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:10,510 I like that, Kendall. 517 00:34:10,588 --> 00:34:12,988 Uh, Kenyon. My mistake. 518 00:34:13,057 --> 00:34:15,457 Uh, but there -- 519 00:34:15,526 --> 00:34:19,860 there is a question that I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you, Kenyon. 520 00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:26,329 Whatever it is, Mr. Perlman, you'll get a truthful answer. 521 00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:31,205 Then tell me, how did you get to be so darn pretty? 522 00:34:34,779 --> 00:34:38,215 I want to publicize the hell out of her. 523 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:40,274 Ads, promos, billboards. 524 00:34:40,351 --> 00:34:44,583 Or maybe we should give Shirlee a little time to settle into it... 525 00:34:44,656 --> 00:34:46,487 and then build an audience. 526 00:34:46,557 --> 00:34:49,993 But that's how we build an audience, Alan. 527 00:34:50,061 --> 00:34:54,225 Why keep our biggest potential asset under wraps? 528 00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:58,579 You were fantastic in there. 529 00:34:58,603 --> 00:34:59,228 You were fantastic in there. 530 00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:03,798 You played him like a violin. You're my girl. 531 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:08,778 I wish Steve could see me now. Boy, he'd eat his words. 532 00:35:08,846 --> 00:35:10,780 Steve's the ex-husband? 533 00:35:10,848 --> 00:35:13,146 No, Steve's the guy I was living with... 534 00:35:13,217 --> 00:35:15,481 after the last time me and Leland got divorced. 535 00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:18,784 The last time? How many times you been --? 536 00:35:18,856 --> 00:35:21,791 Three times. You've been married three times? 537 00:35:21,859 --> 00:35:25,158 - Yeah, but to the same guy. - Oh. 538 00:35:25,229 --> 00:35:28,824 He left, he came back. We got married, we got divorced. 539 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,233 He got put in jail for shooting a ready-teller machine. 540 00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:34,703 We got divorced. It went on and on. 541 00:35:34,772 --> 00:35:37,366 It was such a mess. 542 00:35:47,518 --> 00:35:51,386 You tell no one anything about your past. 543 00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:54,254 Anything. I don't want you ever -- 544 00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:57,692 Don't talk about your past at all, to anyone. 545 00:35:57,762 --> 00:36:00,595 No interviews 'til I make up something right for you. 546 00:36:00,665 --> 00:36:03,964 - Okay? - Now wait a minute. 547 00:36:04,035 --> 00:36:06,697 I don't think I'm gonna feel comfortable... 548 00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:09,035 lyin' about who I am and where I'm from. 549 00:36:09,107 --> 00:36:11,166 You've got a lot to offer... 550 00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:15,008 and I would hate to see people miss out on it... 551 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:19,379 because of a few little mistakes you might have made in your past. 552 00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:21,418 Let me handle your life. 553