Barefoot in the Park

756 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,560 I predict interesting complications. 757 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,480 Am I making you nervous? 758 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,440 Very nervous. 759 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,400 Ha! Wonderful. 760 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,840 Once a month 761 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,720 I try to make pretty young girls nervous 762 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,600 just to keep my ego from going out. 763 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,480 I'll save you a lot of anguish. 764 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,880 I'm 6... I'm 58 years old 765 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,640 and a thoroughly nice fellow. 766 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,720 Well, I'm glad to hear that. 767 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,400 I wish I were 10 years older. 768 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,880 Older? 769 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,200 Dirty old men seem to get away with a lot more. 770 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,120 I'm still at the awkward age. 771 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,360 When do I get invited down for dinner? 772 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,760 Dinner? We'd love to have you for dinner 773 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,680 as soon as we get set up. 774 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,120 With newlyweds, I could starve to death. 775 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,120 Shall we say next Tuesday night? 776 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,520 Tuesday night? No, my mother's... 777 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,960 Tuesday night's fine. 778 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,640 It's a date. 779 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,080 I'll bring the wine. 780 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,480 You can pay me when I get here. 781 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,360 You're invited to my cocktail party tomorrow night, 10:00. 782 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,680 You do drink, don't you? 783 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,720 Yes, of course. 784 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760 Good. Bring liquor. Until tomorrow. 785 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,680 If we don't freeze first. 786 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,560 You don't know about the plumbing, do you? 787 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,960 Everything in this museum works backwards. 788 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,320 For example, on the steam, it says turn right, 789 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,760 so you turn left. 790 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,680 Except I can't reach it. 791 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,080 Will you help me up, please? 792 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,480 With the greatest of physical pleasure. 793 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,160 1, 2, 3, up. 794 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,280 Corie, was there anyone... 795 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,360 We were just warming up the apartment. 796 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,920 Uh, Paul... 797 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,880 Whoo! 798 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,280 This is Mr. Velasco from upstairs. 799 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,200 He was just telling me 800 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,120 that all our plumbing works backwards. 801 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,320 That's right. 802 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,240 An important thing to remember is 803 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,120 you have to flush up. Until tomorrow night. 804 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,040 What's tomorrow night? Where's he going? 805 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,480 Don't forget Tuesday. 806 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,120 What's he doing in the bedroom? 807 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,480 That nut went out the window. 808 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,560 Hello. 809 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,000 Hello, Mother? It's me. 810 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,400 Did you hear what I said? 811 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,560 Nothing's wrong. 812 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,240 I just want to confirm our Tuesday night dinner date. 813 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,200 At 2:00 in the morning? 814 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,920 I want to be sure you'll come. 815 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,720 At 2:00 in the morning? 816 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,600 And, Mother, wear something gay and frivolous. 817 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,080 Buy a new dress. 818 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,200 At 2:00 in the morning? 819 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,680 I'll call you tomorrow. Bye. 820 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,360 Who you waving at? 821 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,200 Him. 822 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,560 I decided to meet you here every day. 823 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,440 It takes you so long to climb the stairs, 824 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,360 and I can't wait for you. 825 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,760 The bus driver will think you're my mother. 826 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,600 Have you an Aunt Fern? 827 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,000 She sent us a check today. 828 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,880 Boy, do you have a cheap Aunt Fern. 829 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,800 I'll write and tell her. 830 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,720 Your mother called from Philly.