Melinda and Melinda

I'd hardly call her plain-looking. 681 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,346 Well, I mean, you know. 682 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,973 Jennifer wants to set her up with someone. 683 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,266 -Jennifer? -Yeah. 684 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,059 Remember Greg Earlinger, Doug's dentist? 685 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:43,896 We met him once. He's-- he's a tall, sexy, handsome-looking guy 686 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,815 with a Bentley, very well-off. 687 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,316 Charming, bright. 688 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,901 You commented on how impressive he was. 689 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,404 I, I... Vaguely. I... 690 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,531 Well, anyway, Doug's hyped him on Melinda. 691 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,284 Yeah, I think. Why? I-I do recall him. 692 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,202 Was-wasn't he kind of full of himself, though? 693 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,038 Kind of an unjustified self-confidence? 694 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,998 As I recall, it was pretty justified. 695 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:05,001 Right. One-- one of those guys who has an answer for everything. 696 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,754 I'm just gonna call Melinda and make sure it's okay if we give him her number. 697 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,630 N-No. No, no, don't. Don't be silly. 698 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,591 What, what does she want to do with a dentist? 699 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,926 I mean, she was already married to a-a doctor. 700 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,511 She found that dull. 701 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,472 A dentist is the same thing, but oral. 702 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,848 Greg's not dull. 703 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:20,349 He hikes. He's a great bridge player. 704 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,477 Tennis. He goes on safaris. 705 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,146 Well, it sounds... I mean, safar-- Who goes on safaris? 706 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:28,024 -Shh-shh-shh. -You need shots to do that. 707 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,735 Shh-shh. Melinda, hey, it's Susan. How are you? 708 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:32,779 -Why are you doing this? -Good. Listen, I was wondering 709 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,323 if it was okay with you if we, uh, give your number 710 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,116 -to this wonderful, available guy. -Don't. No, I'm not 711 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,577 giving the number out. Don't say that<i> I'm</i> giving the number. 712 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,245 I kn... He's a very rich dentist. 713 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,830 -He's cultivated and athletic. -(sighs) 714 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,540 -He's gorgeous-looking. -This is a bad. 715 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,209 "Gorgeous dentist" is an oxymoron, by the way-- 716 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,712 And, um... yeah. No, there's nothing to be nervous about. 717 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,631 Look, we'll all go out, the four of us. 718 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,466 We'll go to, um, we'll go to dinner 719 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,176 or we'll go to a show or something. 720 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,886 I don't think you'll be sorry. 721 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,472 I think she's never, ever gonna go for it. Ever. 722 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:00,807 Okay, great. 723 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,100 -Not in a million years. -Fantastic. 724 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,852 Okay, bye. She loves the idea. 725 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,021 Mm-hmm. I told you. 726 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,443 Hi. What are you doing down here? 727 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,320 I got it. I got the part. 728 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,030 The director just kept insisting 729 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,616 -and the producers finally gave in. -Oh, that's great, Lee. 730 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,828 Finally, a role I can make sing. This is a big shot for me, Laurel. 731 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,789 I know. Well, you're certainly a natural for the character. 732 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:26,541 Well, why would you say that? 733 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,251 Well, you said it like a hundred times. 734 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,836 I said I could act the hell out of it. 735 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,129 The character's a loser as written. 736 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,713 Let's not fight about this. 737 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,340 I just meant that nobody can play the part like you can. 738 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,551 -You see me like that, don't you? -Lee. 739 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,177 I'm asking: is that how you see me? 740 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,971 Lee, I'm really, really happy for you. 741 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,514 I know how much you wanted this. 742 00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:42,932 Can't we just leave it at that? 743 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:44,600 I-I-I'm wired. 744 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,893 I didn't mean to seem snap