Celeste & Jesse Forever

I'm jumping in. 537 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,955 Captain Conversation. 538 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:19,285 Do you--? Hey, I'm Paul. Put it there. Oh. 539 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,759 Celeste. Celeste. 540 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,921 That's a great name. So here's my card. 541 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:25,830 That's my number, e-mail. If you need to fax me-- 542 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,698 You bring cards to yoga? 543 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,864 Hi. How are you? Come on in. 544 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,441 Great flow today. 545 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:37,307 I'm not good at this. Little help? Financial analyst. Cool. 546 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:40,313 Not really. It's not that cool. It's all right. 547 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:44,614 Did you tell me what you did for a living? No, I didn't. 548 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,517 Well, will you? I'd love to know. 549 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,885 I'm a trend forecaster. I forecast trends. 550 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:51,960 Trend forecaster. Yeah. 551 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,222 You serious? I thought you were fucking with me. 552 00:30:56,388 --> 00:31:00,962 You traded in your Porsche for an Audi because you're afraid you'll lose your job. 553 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:04,801 <i>You bought a Droid because it makes you seem business-oriented</i> 554 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:07,170 unlike the iPhone, for teenage girls. 555 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,404 You go to yoga because you went to a sub-Ivy League school. 556 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,049 You spent the last 10 years working long hours. 557 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,811 You thought it was time to do something spiritual. 558 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:18,648 It was nice to meet you, Paul. 559 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,600 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 560 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:32,858 He)'- He)' 561 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,995 Where were you on the New York call? Oh. I figured you could handle it. 562 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:39,870 Yeah. Well, anyway, the artwork came in from Berlin. 563 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:42,011 It's good, but it-- Breaking news. 564 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:45,046 Jesse is having a baby with some girl. 565 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,941 Whoa. Wow. 566 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,177 Did you even know he was seeing someone? 567 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,845 No, it's somebody he slept with once months ago. 568 00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:56,458 Now he's gonna try to "make it work." Plane crash. Ha-ha. 569 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,686 I don't even know what to say. 570 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,955 I'm so sorry, Celeste. Are you okay? 571 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,725 Scott, I'm totally fine. Yes. 572 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,459 Are you? Yes. 573 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,571 I wasn't gonna have his baby, so good for him. 574 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,469 I'm not in love with him anymore. It makes it easier. 575 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,133 <i>I have a date tonight, actually. Hmm. That's great.</i> 576 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:17,473 Feel like it might be nice to go out and be admired. 577 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,378 I agree. Go be admired. 578 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:24,146 Who knows? You may actually simulate human emotion. 579 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,379 [Hi] 580 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,927 Thank you. Thank you. 581 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:35,587 My foot actually pronates 582 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,758 so my IT band is strained when I run, which is painful. 583 00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:41,598 The foot specialist made me these orthotics. 584 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,798 They shape around my foot. They make it so much better. 585 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,965 I cannot explain how amazing it feels. 586 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:51,103 I'm one of those people who-- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My ex is here. 587 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,577 Oh, we made eye contact. 588 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,809 I think it's-- It's okay. Maybe he didn't see me. 589 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,749 Nope, he saw me. He saw me. It's okay. 590 00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:01,015 Oh. He's coming over here now. Know what? You should leave. 591 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,681 What? Yeah, you should go. 592 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,021 I'm not gonna leave. It would be better. 593 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,754 It's too late because he's here now. Hey. 594 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,330 Hey. How's it going? Good. 595 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,162 Thought I'd say hi. I'm Jesse. That's Mac. 596 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,928 Uh-- It's Max. Matt. 597 00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:17,198 Nope, Max. Nice. Cool. 598 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,975 We're just eating. I'm on a date. We're on a dale. I'm dating. 599 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,876 Oh, cool. The puttanesca special is the bomb here. 600 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:29,280 Oh, good news. Th