Father of the Bride

500 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,940 Even when he was only five I remember him saying, 501 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,610 "Mummy..." That's what he used to call me, Mummy. 502 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:08,320 He said, "Mummy, you won't ever die, will you, Mummy?" 503 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:09,700 How sweet. 504 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:12,450 He was a good boy but he wasn't any angel. 505 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,080 He could hold his own with any of the kids in the block. 506 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,910 And he loved sports. How that boy loved sports... 507 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,500 It is the duty of the bride's family 508 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,830 to give a party to announce the engagement. 509 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:26,460 Apparently this is done only after everyone knows it. 510 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,920 - Ready? - It's only 5:00. 511 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:31,180 You got everything you need? I borrowed every glass ever made. 512 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,700 Oh, everything's fine, everything's fine, everything's fine. 513 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,640 In fact, I made a lot of martinis. 514 00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:39,270 That's all anybody ever drinks at these things, you know, martinis. 515 00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:42,900 Now, Ellie, after I bring in the drinks, 516 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:45,310 and everybody's got a drink and something to eat, 517 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,690 then I'm gonna come in ringing the bell. Oh, yes, ringing the bell. 518 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,820 And you call for silence, then I'll make the speech. 519 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:54,660 What do you think of this? I thought I'd start out, 520 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,240 "Uh, friends, when I was a very young lawyer..." 521 00:31:58,370 --> 00:32:00,010 They're starting to come. Excuse me, dear. 522 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,330 Oh, they're coming? 523 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:12,840 Friends, when I was a young lawyer, I made a speech and the man got 10 years. 524 00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:15,850 Now with today's... Oh! Oh! 525 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,810 Well, I see I found the right place. How are you, Banks? 526 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,350 How about a couple of old-fashioneds to start things off? 527 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,610 - How about a couple of martinis... - No, thanks. That's very kind of you, 528 00:32:25,770 --> 00:32:28,150 but a couple of old-fashioneds would be fine. 529 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,480 I just fixed these up to take out there. 530 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,700 Well, well... 531 00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:36,030 - Tom Collins, please. - Bourbon and soda. 532 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:39,740 Wouldn't you like a martini? Martinis are awful nice. 533 00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:41,830 I hope you have better luck than I did. 534 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,290 I spent 5,000 on my daughter's wedding. 535 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:47,880 Six months later she was on her way to Reno. Thanks. 536 00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:49,710 Two old-fashioneds. 537 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,760 Dixon, old boy, how've you been? Hiya, Stanley. 538 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,640 I see they got you working at last. Two bourbons in plain water. 539 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,470 How about a nice martini? 540 00:32:57,970 --> 00:33:01,390 - Stanley, Doris and Herbert are here. - Doris and Herbert who? 541 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,850 - Hello, hello! - How are you? 542 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:07,360 - How are you? - I've got your drinks all ready. 543 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,980 If you don't mind, I think it's a little early for a martini. 544 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:13,240 - We'll have scotch. - I don't think I've got any scotch. 545 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,070 No scotch? Bourbon? Yes, of course. Sure. 546 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,580 Too early for a martini? 547 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:24,870 - Hi there, Stan. - Hello, hello. Hi. 548 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:28,420 The girls want three old-fashioneds. 549 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,420 What do they think I'm doing in here, filling prescriptions? 550 00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:33,210 Where are the drinks for the Dunstans, Mr. Banks? 551 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,220 Right here. There you are, Delilah. 552 00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:37,260 Now, four old-fashioneds. 553 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:53,650 - When are you going to make your speech? - Soon as I can get in there. 554 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:57,820 Enjoy your minute in the limelight. It'll be your last. 555 00:33:57,990 --> 00:34:00,620 From now on the gals take over. 556 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,790 You think they can't add two and two. 557 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:06,160 When it comes to weddings, they're giants of industry. 558 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,580 They put it on like a big theatrical production, too. 559 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,590 The bigger the better. 560 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:16,010 From now on, your only function is to pay the bills. 561 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,680 No, no, this is going