This Means War

You have the emotional intelligence of a 15-year-old boy. 570 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:30,093 And you think I'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club? 571 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,513 - I don't think so. - Thank you, Judgemental Princess. 572 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:35,431 - Can we just call it a night? - Can we please call it a night? 573 00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:36,933 - Good night. - Sayonara. 574 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:37,599 - Have fun. - Ciao. 575 00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:39,519 Go back to the retirement village. I'll see you soon. 576 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:40,937 Of course I do. 577 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,988 Oh, my God. This is not happening. 578 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,609 Come back here. Wait, wait, wait. 579 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:48,444 - Just kiss me. - What? Absolutely not. 580 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:50,196 - I'm serious. - Why would I kiss you? No. 581 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:53,366 - Just kiss me right now. - I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar. 582 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,126 Stop. 583 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,464 Lauren. 584 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:03,216 Lauren, hey. 585 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,052 - There you are. - Oh, Steve. 586 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:10,758 Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny. 587 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:15,228 This is my boyfriend, FDR. 588 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:20,101 He, He's the surgeon that we were talking about. 589 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,068 - Huh. - Yeah. 590 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,652 Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital. 591 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:31,446 Wow, that's amazing. 592 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,656 - He is. He's really amazing. - Stop it. 593 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:34,492 Amazing? 594 00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:36,701 I gotta be honest with you, I don't know what makes me happier. 595 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,787 Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning. 596 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:40,573 I love you. 597 00:35:40,673 --> 00:35:42,999 I love you. I love you too. That's so funny. 598 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,001 Jinx. 599 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,794 - We're really happy. - Yeah, we are. 600 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,588 - Yeah. - Who wouldn't be happy... 601 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,882 with a girl like this? Look at her. She's got everything. 602 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,634 - She got the beauty, the style, the grace. - He's so sweet to me. 603 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,436 Did you know she was a gymnast in high school? 604 00:35:55,536 --> 00:35:56,304 No, I didn't know that. 605 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,271 - Didn't think so. - Yeah. 606 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,774 He likes it. 607 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,778 - Frisky, I love it. - Yeah. 608 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,529 Can you do that thing on the high bar? 609 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:12,612 Yeah. You know, I think we should probably get going. 610 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,949 - Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go. - I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool. 611 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,826 - Great meeting you. - Steve, yeah. Whatever. 612 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:20,161 Really nice meeting you. 613 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,455 - Really nice meeting you. - It was such a pleasure. 614 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,874 Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there. 615 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,634 - That's sweet. - You are so lucky. 616 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,962 - I know. - Yeah. 617 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,422 - Bye. - Bye now, guys. 618 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,382 - Yeah. - See you. Have fun, Simon. 619 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:36,594 - It's Steve. - Okay. Thank you so much. 620 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,721 I'm sorry what did you say? This ear's a little deaf. 621 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:42,683 I said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it. 622 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:46,236 Do you wanna go grab a bite? I know a pizza place around the corner. 623 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,615 You owe me an explanation for whatever that was. 624 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,194 - Okay. You're right, I do. - Yeah? 625 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,362 Sure. Let's go. 626 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,121 - Okay. - Okay. 627 00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:00,284 So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here. 628 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,455 And then six months later, I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor. 629 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,833 He's just not the guy I thought he was. 630 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,693 - I feel like I've made a mistake. - I don't believe in mistakes. 631 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:13,172 Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself. 632 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,675 It's the mistakes