Happy Gilmore

425 00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:07,745 I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by 4 hours today. 426 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:09,580 My fingers hurt. 427 00:29:09,913 --> 00:29:11,165 What's that? 428 00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:13,500 My fingers hurt. 429 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:19,757 Now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. 430 00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:21,967 Anybody else's fingers hurt? 431 00:29:23,844 --> 00:29:25,262 I didn't think so. 432 00:29:27,222 --> 00:29:28,366 Why do you do that to me, huh? 433 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,577 Why do you make me act like that in front of everybody, huh? 434 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:33,437 Mr. Gilmore! Hey, toidy's straight down to the right, dear. 435 00:29:33,562 --> 00:29:35,022 - How's my grandma? - She's super. 436 00:29:35,105 --> 00:29:37,250 We're just enjoying some arts and crafts time right now. 437 00:29:37,274 --> 00:29:38,609 Grandma's quite a quilter. 438 00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:41,612 - Hey. - Wow, that's a tremendous looking trophy. 439 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:46,200 - Happy, I'm so glad to see you. - I'm glad to see you, too, Grandma. 440 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:48,786 I've been thinking about you all the time. 441 00:29:48,952 --> 00:29:51,705 Looks like everybody's having fun here, huh? 442 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:52,790 Yeah. 443 00:29:56,627 --> 00:30:00,214 Grandma, good news. I made the Professional Golfers' Tour. 444 00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:02,966 - That's lovely, dear. - Yeah, it is lovely. 445 00:30:03,008 --> 00:30:04,385 You know what else is lovely? 446 00:30:04,468 --> 00:30:07,346 If I can figure out a way to beat those other guys, 447 00:30:07,429 --> 00:30:08,972 we're gonna get the house back. 448 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:10,683 Oh, thank God! 449 00:30:10,766 --> 00:30:13,727 I can't stand to live in this place another minute. 450 00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:15,664 What are you talking about? I thought you like it here. 451 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:18,399 That orderly guy seems very nice. Don't you like him? 452 00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:21,485 Oh, I do. I do. It's just... 453 00:30:21,568 --> 00:30:24,947 Well, the air conditioner's broken. I'm getting a little warm. 454 00:30:24,988 --> 00:30:27,533 Well, just let the kid fix it for you. 455 00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:30,327 All right, got the little twisty knobs. 456 00:30:31,662 --> 00:30:33,831 That ain't doing it. All right. 457 00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:39,336 Mister! Mister! 458 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:42,256 Get this off of me! Mister! 459 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,133 Hang on, I'll be right down! 460 00:30:45,175 --> 00:30:48,345 You know that "mister, mister" lady? I think I just killed her. 461 00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:05,487 What'd you expect? Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff. 462 00:31:06,947 --> 00:31:09,787 - Come on, that's funny. - Yeah, it was funny the first time I heard it. 463 00:31:09,825 --> 00:31:13,537 - Drink up, would you? - Hey, anybody tapped a keg yet? I'll pump. 464 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:16,999 - Right. I'm Happy Gilmore. What's up? - Hey, Happy, Mark Lye. 465 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,542 - Welcome to the Tour. - Thanks. 466 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:22,087 Yeah, I heard about that ace you had on that par four. Man, that's impressive. 467 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:24,173 - You heard about that? - Yeah. 468 00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:26,467 That's cool. That's a nice jacket. 469 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:29,803 Yeah, it is, isn't it? They give you one if you win the Tour Championship. 470 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,722 Oh, yeah? What's that? 471 00:31:32,222 --> 00:31:34,558 Just only the biggest tournament of the year. 472 00:31:34,641 --> 00:31:36,185 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 473 00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:37,519 Where's yours? 474 00:31:37,561 --> 00:31:39,563 That's good. It is a good one. He's a funny guy. 475 00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:41,815 - I'll have mine in, what, three months, guys? - Yeah. 476 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,752 Not if I have anything to do with it, you won't. 477 00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:45,778 Whoa, look out. 478 00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:47,905 You better look out boys. 479 00:31:47,946 --> 00:31:49,257 Hey, if you're not doing anything later 480 00:31:49,281 --> 00:31:51,408 why don't you join us at 9:00 on the 9th green? 481 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:54,453 - What happens there? - That's a secret of the pros. 482 00:31:54,536 --> 00:31:56,288 All right, cool. Thanks, man. 483 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:57,831 All right, I'm out of here. 484 00:31:57,915 --> 00:32:00,542 I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the game room. 485 00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:01,919 So, peace. 486 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,588 Oh, and Happy? Dress nice, huh? 487 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,340 All right, all right. 488 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:17,935 Almost 9:00...