DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

648 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,548 you guys could probably use a cheering section. 649 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,008 Kate, if you wanna join the team, 650 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,927 all you have to do is ask. 651 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,388 Thank you, Peter. I don't. 652 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,474 Then it's obvious that you dig me. 653 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,850 You're hooked on La Fleur. 654 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,352 Oh, God. 655 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,604 I've been through this many times. I'm sorry. 656 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,524 You can't stay away from me. I'm so stupid. 657 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,026 All right, no, I'll admit that in spite of yourself, 658 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,987 you have brief moments where you're not completely-- 659 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,825 PETER: What? 660 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:28,409 Where I'm not completely what? 661 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:29,744 WHITE: Pathetic. 662 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,331 Oh, hey, White. 663 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,416 I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until 8:00. 664 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,502 Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? 665 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,922 Yes, I did. Oh, hello, Kate. 666 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,758 I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialize. 667 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,552 You're not. I'm off the clock. 668 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:48,096 Well, isn't that convenient for you 669 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:50,682 and the clock? 670 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,809 I just thought I'd drop by and congratulate you 671 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,853 on your victory by disqualification today 672 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,438 and introduce you to the team that will be winning 673 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,734 the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open-- my team. 674 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:04,362 Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to... 675 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,448 Blade, 676 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:08,783 Laser... 677 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,037 Blazer. 678 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:16,624 I believe you've met my fitness consigliere Me'Shell. 679 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,918 -We've met. -Oh, and I almost forgot. 680 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,337 Our last player. 681 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:26,301 Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. 682 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:31,306 Oh! 683 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:34,726 <i>♪ Lady in red ♪</i> 684 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,354 In her home country of Romanovia, 685 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,940 dodgeball is the national sport, 686 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,026 and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship 687 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,569 five years running, 688 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,446 which makes her 689 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:50,116 the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. 690 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,327 Ball me, Blazer. 691 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:55,914 -Show them, Fran. -(yells) 692 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,125 ♪♪ (rock) 693 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,170 And that's just her changeup. 694 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,589 End of demo. 695 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:08,843 We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will-- 696 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,846 we will rock you! 697 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,891 (all hissing) 698 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,353 I think that guy might really be dead. 699 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,273 Wait a minute. Wait-Wait-Wait a minute. 700 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,609 How can you be entered in the Las Vegas Open? 701 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:27,028 You didn't even win a regional qualifying match. 702 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,323 Oh, my God! We never even won a regional qualifying match! 703 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,742 Oh, yeah, now I remember. 704 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:36,496 The dodgeball chancellor's an extremely personal friend of mine, 705 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,874 and I helped him shed some unwanted poundage before beach season. 706 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:43,503 So you can close your little rule book on that one, Poindexter. 707 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,213 Look, White, we didn't come here to rumble. 708 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,215 All right? We came here to celebrate as a team. 709 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,300 So if you don't mind, there's plenty of bar here 710 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,468 for you and the Globo-nauts. 711 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,303 Team? (chuckles) 712 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:56,307 What team? Your best player thinks he's a pirate. 713 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,351 Ahoy! That's it! 714 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,603 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, first of all, 715 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,856 he is way more of a pirate than you will ever be. 716 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:07,360 And secondly, we don't know who our best player ...