A Guy Thing

533 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,929 When you have Karen, who's so stunning... 534 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:26,229 and witty and delectable... 535 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,729 and has those little dimples... 536 00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:31,439 - Pete. - What? You are a moron! 537 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,369 How is it? ls it smoking? 538 00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:35,939 lf you don't love it... 539 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,679 l have double-breasted white one sitting on the runway. 540 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,749 Talk about a burning-hot look! 541 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:43,419 Ahmed, that's fine. This is great. 542 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,380 - Thanks. - Word. 543 00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:53,129 Anyway, she was cool about it. 544 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,530 Was she drunk? 545 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,260 - What do you mean? - Wait till she's drunk. 546 00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:00,799 Next Thanksgiving or Christmas. 547 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,399 This Saturday at your wedding... 548 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,868 after she's had four gin and tonics... 549 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,598 and she steps up to the microphone... 550 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:06,940 and tells the whole world. 551 00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:08,309 That's not gonna happen. 552 00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,970 "Everyone, your attention please. 553 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,308 "l think you should know... 554 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:12,810 "that Karen's husband Paul nailed me last Saturday. 555 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,949 "We had hot sex and l'm carrying his child. 556 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,919 "Thank you for listening. Please return to your entrees." 557 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,249 That's not gonna happen. 558 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,920 How are we doing in here, superstars? 559 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:25,119 Great, Ahmed! How about it? 560 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,020 l go now. 561 00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:58,350 Right on. 562 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:13,439 Excuse me, sir? 563 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,270 There's nothing for you in that stack. 564 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,980 Let me help you with that. 565 00:36:18,981 --> 00:36:21,349 No, l got it. lt's OK! 566 00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:22,870 Sorry. 567 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,849 What does that mean... 568 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:29,089 "There's nothing for you in that stack"? 569 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:31,020 That stuff's too advanced. 570 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,959 You're saying l'm not advanced? 571 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,229 No, l'm just saying l know where you are musically right now... 572 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,729 and it's not in that stack. 573 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,199 Frankly, l'm not really sure it's in this store. 574 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,539 Really? When did you become the music expert? 575 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:50,009 Since Tuesday, Mr. Shiny Shoes. 576 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:53,579 Wait. Look, l came by to-- 577 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,908 Apologize for the other night. 578 00:36:54,909 --> 00:36:57,378 And for never mentioning that you were marrying my cousin! 579 00:36:57,379 --> 00:36:58,820 l didn't know. l'm sorry. 580 00:36:58,821 --> 00:37:00,489 No, don't apologize. 581 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:01,750 You were amazing. 582 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,319 Well, thank you. 583 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,889 l don't normally sleep with a girl and then-- 584 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,629 Paul, right? 585 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:13,329 The funny thing is we didn't sleep together. 586 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:16,999 We slept together, but we didn't sleep together. 587 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,139 We didn't? So l'm not amazing? 588 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,539 l couldn't say. 589 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:24,409 But for the record, you were cute. 590 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,850 lf things were different and you hadn't passed out... 591 00:37:26,851 --> 00:37:30,219 with your pants around your ankles, who knows? 592 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,589 lf we didn't sleep together, how did l get crabs? 593 00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:36,350 - You got crabs? - You gave me crabs. 594 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,790 l do not have crabs! 595 00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:42,890 You don't have crabs? 596 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,459 God, no. But if l do get crabs... 597 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:47,769 l will hunt you down and kill your crabby ass. 598 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:49,630 Then how did l get them? 599 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,000 l don't know. Maybe a toilet seat? 600 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,070 Hey, Paul! Congratulations, man. 601 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,510 Yeah! 602 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,679 Really, that happens? 603 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,209 We saw it a lot in the lab. 604 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:04,440 - The lab? - ...