Ironworker Nick lives with his wife, Kitty, and three daughters. When he meets a significantly younger woman, Tula, he starts an affair with her, much to the chagrin of his wife, and his life is thrown into upheaval. Kitty kicks Nick out of the house, and he is forced to make some difficult decisions.
Romance & Cigarettes is a Comedy, Music, Romance film released in 2005.
8 subtitle releases available in English. 4 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
cause you anxiety?
457
00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:21,657
Are you concerned
about inadequate penile hygiene?
458
00:35:23,384 --> 00:35:25,110
If you answered, "Yes, " to question one
459
00:35:25,685 --> 00:35:26,453
Mr Murder, please.
460
00:35:27,028 --> 00:35:28,466
...or at least three of the questions
461
00:35:28,945 --> 00:35:31,438
you may be a candidate
for adult circumcision.
462
00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:37,001
I heard you with Fryburg.
You make loud noises and I hear them.
463
00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:38,918
You make loud noises?
464
00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:42,083
Yeah. I want to make them, too.
I told my psychiatrist.
465
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,617
-What?
-What?
466
00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:44,960
I had nothing else to tell him. So...
467
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:47,453
Fuck off, Fryburg.
468
00:35:48,028 --> 00:35:48,891
I'm a fucking star.
469
00:35:49,275 --> 00:35:51,097
Did he do his Richard Gere for you?
Jumping all around in his jockstrap?
470
00:35:51,673 --> 00:35:52,536
Gere!
471
00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:54,454
-Richard Gere, he's hot!
-Hot chocolate!
472
00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:55,796
Chetty!
473
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,331
He's got an ass that yodels.
474
00:35:57,713 --> 00:35:58,576
Call me!
475
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,782
Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior!
476
00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:04,715
Good God! Chetty!
477
00:36:06,057 --> 00:36:07,496
Mom. Fryburg, Ma!
478
00:36:07,974 --> 00:36:09,029
Was f�r ein Name ist denn Fryburg?
Fryburg?
479
00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:10,660
Chester the Molester.
480
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:11,906
You're just jealous.
481
00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:15,263
Look, I know that you know that I know
that you want me, Connie-lingus.
482
00:36:16,702 --> 00:36:20,059
Don't you talk to her like that, you animal!
I'll put your head in a pillory!
483
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:23,893
Your father called.
484
00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:25,620
So?
485
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:28,401
He wants to come to your sister's house
for the holidays.
486
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,606
How am I going to face him?
487
00:36:35,977 --> 00:36:38,182
Some day, somewhere, somehow
488
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:42,113
I am going to go up in one of those
metal cans and I am gonna fly away.
489
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,566
Far away.
490
00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:51,799
Okay, this is the block.
491
00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:54,484
That redheaded skank is going down.
492
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:59,951
# Someone I belong to
493
00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:03,690
I've got your back.
494
00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:07,718
# Doesn't belong to me
495
00:37:08,772 --> 00:37:10,978
Men. They blow smoke up your ass
496
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:13,088
make you pregnant
497
00:37:14,143 --> 00:37:15,869
then go hunt for new snapper.
498
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:19,322
# Someone who can be faithful
499
00:37:20,663 --> 00:37:25,075
# Who knows that I have to be
500
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:33,801
# Why must I be alone?
501
00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:37,734
# So
502
00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,899
# Why can l
503
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:46,651
# On my own
504
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,295
# So
505
00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:56,337
# Alone from night to night you find me
506
00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:00,076
Is Tula here?
507
00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,706
# Too weak
508
00:38:02,186 --> 00:38:03,337
Does that bitch live here?
509
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,776
# To break the chains that bind me
510
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,927
No.
511
00:38:06,694 --> 00:38:09,283
# I need no shackles
512
00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:12,543
# To remind me
513
00:38:14,077 --> 00:38:17,050
# I'm just a prisoner
514
00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:19,736
# Of love
515
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,667
# For one command
516
00:38:24,243 --> 00:38:27,024
# I stand and wait now
517
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:32,682
# For one who's master of my fate now
518
00:38:33,736 --> 00:38:34,408
Yeah, baby.
519
00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:38,052
# I can't escape
520
00:38:39,202 --> 00:38:42,174
# For it's too late now
521
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,779
# I'm just a prisoner of love
522
00:38:47,738 --> 00:38:49,368
# Just a prisoner of love
523
00:38:49,942 --> 00:38:54,066
# Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love
524
00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:59,821
# What's the good of my caring
525
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:01,450
Give it up.
526
00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:03,752
# If someone is sharing
527
00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:07,204
# Those arms
528
00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:09,985
# With me
529
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,013
# Although he has another
530
00:39:14,972 --> 00:39:17,753
# I can't have another
531
00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:20,534
# 'Cause I'm
532
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,464
# I'm not free
533
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,397
# He is in my dreams
534
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,754
# Awake or sleeping
535
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