Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You

462 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,107 I'm doing fine. 463 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,235 If you don't know what an emotional eater is, 464 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,797 it just means you like eat to cope with uncomfortable feelings. 465 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,906 So if I'm like sad or anxious or awake, 466 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,468 - I like to be eating to take the edge off. - [audience laughs] 467 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,286 If you still don't know if that's you, 468 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,180 you can ask yourself a few questions to find out. 469 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,665 Number one. When you eat nachos in public, 470 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,876 do you get kinda mad that other people are there to see it? 471 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,421 [audience laughs] 472 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,549 Do you feel like nachos should come with a privacy curtain? I do. 473 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,011 [audience laughs] 474 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,680 Have all the best meals of your life 475 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:50,017 taken place in your own car around 11 p.m.? 476 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,145 - [audience laughs] - Under a flickering streetlamp? 477 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,442 Have you ever eaten a brownie 478 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,193 while you felt okay 479 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,987 [audience laughs] 480 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,323 and wished you were sad 481 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,033 [audience laughs] 482 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,076 so that it tasted better? 483 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,245 [audience laughs] 484 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,372 Sounds like more than seven of us. 485 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,292 [audience laughs] 486 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,254 In therapy, I figured out the day in my childhood 487 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,458 I became an emotional eater. 488 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,966 I was eight years old and I was eating a bagel in the kitchen 489 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,301 and my dad came in and he goes, 490 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,554 "You're gonna want to put that bagel down. I gotta tell you something." 491 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,390 And that's when he told me that my mom had died. 492 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:34,436 So somewhere in my brain, something clicked, like, 493 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:39,274 "Oh, when you stop eating bread, 494 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,359 [audience laughs] 495 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,029 - people perish." - [audience laughs] 496 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,490 I went back to fourth grade like the angel of death. 497 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,973 Everyone's like, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." 498 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,537 I'm like, "Stop eating bread, now your mom's dead, dude. 499 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,538 [audience laughs] 500 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,416 They left out that second part but..." 501 00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,629 I had a lisp when I was eight. I tell you guys that because no one told me. 502 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,963 [audience laughs] 503 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,966 They pulled me aside a year later at school. 504 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:05,967 Someone's like, 505 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,279 "Taylor, your teacher thinks you might be struggling with a speech impediment." 506 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,263 I'm like, [with lisp] "What's a speech impediment? 507 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,431 [audience laughs] 508 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,142 [with lisp] Are you sure you have the right person, 'cause... 509 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,520 - I'm crushing it out there." - [audience laughs] 510 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,830 And they're like, "You didn't do anything wrong. 511 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,707 You just pronounce your words a little differently, 512 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,608 like you say "sh" instead of "ss" for your S's, 513 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,944 does that make sense? And I was like, 514 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,823 [with lisp] "I'm pretty sure I would have noticed 515 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:32,410 - [audience laughs] - if I said 'sh' instead of 'sh'. 516 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,830 - Hope you find who you're looking for. - [audience laughs] 517 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,541 If you have any follow-up questions, I'll be on the see-saw." 518 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,209 [audience laughs] 519 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,883 I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable. 520 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,344 I know that and if you are uncomfortable, 521 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:52,722 I don't know what to say, you should've worked harder so it was you up here. 522 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:56,977 [audience laughs, cheers] 523 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:05,068 No, honestly, I never want to make people feel uncomfortable with that information. 524 00:24:05,152 --...