How to Rob a Bank

This is the central bank. 580 00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:30,087 They hold all the shit people really want to keep safe. 581 00:28:30,156 --> 00:28:34,229 The only problem is you'd have to individually break into every 582 00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:37,957 box to get at the contents, right? 583 00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:39,510 Well, we've got a choice. 584 00:28:39,579 --> 00:28:42,479 We can try and physically break into every box... 585 00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:43,663 Or we can electronically break 586 00:28:43,687 --> 00:28:47,726 into one box. 587 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:51,212 Right. 588 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,596 Hey, whoa there, chatty. 589 00:28:56,665 --> 00:29:00,946 A second ago, you were professor felony giving a master's 590 00:29:01,015 --> 00:29:03,120 lock lecture. 591 00:29:03,189 --> 00:29:06,434 You care to elaborate a bit? 592 00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:07,538 We have our ways. 593 00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:10,058 And what way would that be? 594 00:29:10,127 --> 00:29:12,509 - Ways! - Ways. 595 00:29:12,578 --> 00:29:14,097 Just ways. 596 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,513 That's... yeah, I'm feeling pretty confident now. 597 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:17,928 We just got 'em, okay? 598 00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:18,929 No, it's not okay. 599 00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:21,518 It's not okay at all. 600 00:29:21,587 --> 00:29:23,520 This oh-so-solid plan of yours, 601 00:29:23,589 --> 00:29:24,590 it just went south. 602 00:29:24,659 --> 00:29:25,936 Didn't it? 603 00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:28,180 I am being held hostage in a vault, 604 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,078 conspiring to do god-knows-what 605 00:29:30,147 --> 00:29:34,117 with my captor-slash-you know- partner, whatever you are. 606 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:35,532 I don't know what I'm doing. 607 00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,189 I don't even know what I'm partners in 608 00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:40,675 except sharing a locked vault. 609 00:29:40,744 --> 00:29:42,366 Don't "huh" me. 610 00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:44,230 I'm supposed to be the "huh" guy. 611 00:29:44,299 --> 00:29:45,829 I'm supposed to be the one who's clueless about how 612 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,406 to rob a frickin' bank, not you. 613 00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:50,547 My end of the deal was to get your ass out of here. 614 00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:52,169 Your alibi. 615 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:53,550 And if you haven't noticed, 616 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:55,103 we're a far cry from two city 617 00:29:55,172 --> 00:29:56,242 blocks out of this mess. 618 00:29:56,311 --> 00:29:57,554 Which just so happens to be 619 00:29:57,623 --> 00:29:58,762 the missing part of your 620 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:00,488 foolproof plan. 621 00:30:00,557 --> 00:30:01,637 In return, you provide your 622 00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:03,111 wealth of criminal knowledge 623 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,561 from your b.a. Degree 624 00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:06,459 in bachelor of armed robbery. 625 00:30:06,528 --> 00:30:09,014 So that's the deal, and if that's not the deal, 626 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,464 then we have no deal. 627 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,432 So deal... 628 00:30:13,501 --> 00:30:16,400 With it. 629 00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:20,163 You hungry? 630 00:30:20,232 --> 00:30:21,716 I was stopping to get a bite 631 00:30:21,785 --> 00:30:27,377 and I stopped at the A.T.M... 632 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:33,590 My 20 bucks. 633 00:30:33,659 --> 00:30:36,041 Sweetie, you must be running 634 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:39,044 on fumes by now. 635 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:45,602 Yeah, I... I am, thank you. 636 00:30:45,671 --> 00:30:46,879 But seriously, where did you 637 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:48,260 get the codes? 638 00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:49,192 I mean, come on. 639 00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:51,021 Where did they come from? 640 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:52,195 Seriously? 641 00:30:52,264 --> 00:30:53,921 Seriously, I don't know. 642 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:55,923 Well, how does that work? 643 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:59,581 I'm just a hired gun. 644 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:04,793 The codes were texted to Simon and they were beamed to my phone, P.D.A. 645 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,243 Who texted? 646 00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:10,351 You mean someone else sent the codes? 647 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:11,490 Some guy. 648 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:13,630 It's all very anonymous these days. 649 00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:14,769 It's the best way to do 650 00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:15,884 business, you know it's safe. 651 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:16,948 If you don't know anything 652 00:31:17,013 --> 00:31:17,910 about them, they don't know 653 00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:19,049 anything about you, 654 00:31:19,118 --> 00:31:20,050 you can't turn each other in. 655 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,638 We're freelancers. 656 00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:22,639