Addams Family Values

593 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,630 I kept my fingers crossed. 594 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:11,799 - I hoped. - I prayed. 595 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,217 Let them fall in love. 596 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,261 Let them know happiness. 597 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,845 Let them adopt. 598 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,808 Gomez, Morticia, great news. 599 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,894 Something impossible, a miracle. 600 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,188 - The rash! - It's gone. 601 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,732 I'm engaged. 602 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,780 - That ring. - It was our mother's. 603 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,615 She was buried with it. 604 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,167 Mail call! 605 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,712 - Addams. - Barkley, Castleman, 606 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,965 Calloway, Dexter, Donman, 607 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,883 Edwards, Evans, 608 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,470 Finley, Fisher, Framingham... 609 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,389 - Oh, no. - What is it? 610 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,557 WEDNESDAY: This is unspeakable. 611 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,767 Is something wrong, Wednesday? 612 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,643 Bad news? 613 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,520 This is the worst thing that has ever happened 614 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,772 in the history of human events. 615 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,691 Uncle Fester is getting married. 616 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:14,069 A wedding? But that's great news. 617 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,070 To whom? 618 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,113 The nanny. 619 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,489 Get out of the cabin. 620 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,868 I mean, I'll kill myself. The help? 621 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:24,038 I'm sure she's a very nice lady. 622 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,247 I think that's disgusting. 623 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:29,293 I think their whole family's like some weird medical experiment. 624 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:32,421 I think they're like circus people. 625 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,341 - What did you say? - Tempers! 626 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,468 Group hug. 627 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,351 Wednesday, 628 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,812 Pugsley, 629 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,732 will a hug hurt us? 630 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:52,816 We don't hug. 631 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,402 Oh! They're just shy. 632 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,822 - We're not shy. - We're contagious. 633 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:04,203 I'm sensing some friction here, 634 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,538 something not quite Chippewa. 635 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,414 (ALL AGREEING) 636 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:08,290 But, hey, no problemo. 637 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:12,086 All they need are good friends, good fun and 638 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,089 a little time in the harmony hut. 639 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,841 (HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 640 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,178 PUGSLEY: How long do we have to stay in here? 641 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,222 Until we crack. 642 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,476 Have fun. 643 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:29,645 What are you in for? 644 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,731 JOEL: I wouldn't go horseback riding. 645 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,191 That's all? 646 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,611 And I wouldn't make a bird house. 647 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:38,737 Why not? 648 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,364 I just wanted to read. 649 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,825 Not on my time, four eyes. 650 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,159 (LAUGHING) 651 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,873 (SCREAMING) 652 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:55,462 Hurry up. 653 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,548 PUGSLEY: I'm coming. 654 00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,883 - JOEL: Wait. - Who's there? 655 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,761 Be careful. Tetanus. 656 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,303 (SIREN WAILING) 657 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:06,598 - (WHISTLE BLOWING) - There they are! I saw them sneak out. 658 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,058 (DOG BARKING) 659 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,855 Children, what do you think you're doing? 660 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:16,525 We have to see our family. It's very important. 661 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,069 More important than a summer of fun? 662 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,530 More important than making new friends? 663 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:23,407 More important than sharing? 664 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:27,703 And, Joel Glicker, I'm surprised at you. 665 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,998 I- I have to get out of here. I have allergies. 666 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,583 - (KIDS LAUGHING) - Oh, you're allergic? 667 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,711 To sunshine and archery and crafts? 668 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,378 Yes. 669 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,881 I think they should be punished. 670 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:39,381 Punished! 671 0...