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00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,966 But while killing you. 942 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,083 See, you know what I love about us? 943 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,605 You can still surprise me. 944 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,809 I figured, for sure, you'd knock me out with one fell swoop of poison. 945 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,201 But you would extend it over a series of months. 946 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,125 Have you ever thought about killing me? 947 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,247 Oh, yeah. Really? 948 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,321 Sure. 949 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,721 How would you do it? Wood chipper. 950 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,285 A wood chipper? Yeah. 951 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,441 A wood chipper. 952 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,646 Yeah. 953 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,801 Wow. 954 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,211 <i>I know. Did you see Fargo?</i> 955 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,327 Yeah. 956 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,041 Ugh. 957 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,124 That's a bad plan. The cupcakes is a way better plan. 958 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,406 It is. You're right. 959 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,209 You know what? I won't murder you. 960 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,566 Aw! 961 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,480 I love you. 962 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,041 I love you, too. 963 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,280 Do you know what I brought? What? 964 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,886 A medical marijuana cookie. Ben gave it to me last Christmas. 965 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,121 What? 966 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,207 Yeah. I brought it. You did? 967 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,327 Chocolate chip kooky. 968 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,401 Should we do it? 969 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,450 Let's eat the cookie and then we'll order a bunch of cheeseburgers. 970 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,284 Let's order the entire room service menu. 971 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,847 Just get all of it. You deserve it, you really do. 972 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,530 Wouldn't you rather have me around 973 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,683 for less years and I'm incredibly happy, than longer and miserable? 974 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,680 Yes, and I just realized that right now. 975 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,921 Go get the cookie. I'm getting the cookie. 976 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,445 Go get the cookie. 977 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,766 Ow! 978 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,600 Should we watch porn when we eat the cookie? 979 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,090 Yeah. Should we get a block of porn? 980 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,447 I don't think we need 24 hours of porn. 981 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,081 But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24-hour block. 982 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,771 I think that's too much porn. 983 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,482 We don't have to watch it all, but for the value, it makes sense. 984 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,680 How much are we supposed to eat? 985 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,802 I don't know. I think six or seven cookies, right? 986 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,600 Plus, it's old, it probably has lost some of its... 987 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,364 Potency. 988 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,762 We should have sex more. 989 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,888 I mean, girls have it so easy. 990 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,362 You just show up with your sexual organs and you're good to go. 991 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,680 All the pressure is on the guy. 992 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,761 It's true. 993 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,810 And I look at guys... Like, I look at a guy like Prince, 994 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,211 and you know that guy fucks. 995 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,281 Yeah. 996 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,721 I know I don't fuck like Prince. Uh-uh. 997 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,086 Prince can fuck. Uh-huh. 998 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,884 I fuck like David Schwimmer. 999 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,331 You do. 1000 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,326 <i>You know, I fuck like Ross from Friends.</i> 1001 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,971 Mmm. 1002 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,080 Looks good. 1003 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,486 How does he do it? 1004 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,642 The floating spoon. 1005 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,008 Check it out. It's my dick and balls. 1006 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,165 Oh, my God. I don't eat my own dick. 1007 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,046 I ate my dick! 1008 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,729 Kelly, I think this room has rodents. 1009 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,086 There! Just saw it. 1010 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,363 Have you seen my starfish? 1011 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,848 Where did I put my starfish? 1012 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,001 My God. 1013 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,891 I'm gonna deep throat this éclair. 1014 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,480