Why Him?

00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:50,709 Wait, so you just do this Pink Panther thing? 952 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,144 - Pink Panther? - Pink Panther? 953 00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:54,513 The Pink Panther from the Pink Panther movies. 954 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,949 When Cato attacks Inspector Clouseau to keep him sharp. 955 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,718 Are those really old? I never heard of it. 956 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:00,819 I'm not familiar, either, 957 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,521 but it sounds absolutely charming. 958 00:37:04,123 --> 00:37:05,691 Pink Panther. 959 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,893 The movies? Mm-hmm. 960 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:11,297 Cato is his assistant, his houseboy. 961 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,898 - Houseboy? - Well, it's... 962 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,501 That sounds racist. 963 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:18,270 He did call him "my little yellow friend." But... 964 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:19,505 I'm sorry, you have to understand, Ned. 965 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:22,308 Laird is the CEO of a massive tech company. 966 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,909 I don't like bodyguards around 967 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:27,146 so I have Goose train me in case I get kidnapped or whatever. 968 00:37:27,179 --> 00:37:30,015 By the way, your Chun Kuk Do moves were very solid. 969 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,883 But what happened to the evasive parkour? 970 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,152 - Ah, evasive parkour. - Yeah. 971 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:34,586 I totally fucking spaced! 972 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,622 There's always room to improve. 973 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:37,789 - All right. - Thanks, man. 974 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,158 You got it, brother. 975 00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:41,026 All right, ciao for now, you friends. 976 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:44,463 And you guys have a lovely chat. 977 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,298 Ned, come on. I wanna show you my office. 978 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:51,170 You know, that's like classic Pink Panther. 979 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:54,873 - This is where you work, huh? - Yeah. 980 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:58,210 I have a den in the house where I do the financial stuff 981 00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:00,479 but this is where all the big ideas happen. 982 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:02,548 Don't you need a computer and... 983 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,916 Nah. My girl Justine records everything. 984 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,152 Right, J? 985 00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:08,620 Yep, I'm here. Hey, Ned. 986 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,022 Hey, why don't you play back a blip from yesterday's session? 987 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,925 All right, hold on. Fuck. There's so much shit up here in your Cloud. 988 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,261 Okay, okay got it. 989 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:18,096 Come on, idiot, think. Names for games. Um... 990 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:21,032 Ape Assassins Six, Capuchin Chaos. 991 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,669 Uh, Silverback Salsa. 992 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,904 Baboon Bukkake. 993 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,206 Fuck! Wow, that's awful! 994 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,507 Bad idea. 995 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,641 Why? Why's that? 996 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:30,776 Uh... 997 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,378 What does that mean? 998 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,545 Bukkake? 999 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:34,613 Oh, um... 1000 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,448 Just means a lot of things are happening 1001 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:37,849 and you're feeling overwhelmed. 1002 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,185 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1003 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,420 Yeah. I've felt bukkake before. 1004 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:42,454 Hmm... 1005 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:48,360 Grab a seat. Make yourself comfy. Let's break it down. 1006 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,830 Just pop down right here on the floor. 1007 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,368 There you go. 1008 00:38:56,402 --> 00:39:00,606 Ned, I think you and I have so much in common. 1009 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,210 We see something we want and we just dive in 1010 00:39:04,243 --> 00:39:05,244 and we take it. 1011 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,478 Know what I mean? 1012 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:08,714 Yeah. 1013 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:12,518 Which is why... 1014 00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:15,354 ...on Christmas Day... 1015 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,456 I'm going to ask Stephy to marry me. 1016 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:29,701 And I know how tight you two are. 1017 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:30,736 Mm-hmm. 1018 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:33,572 So I'd really, really 1019 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:34,640 like your blessing. 1020 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,679 Uh, Laird. 1021 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,113 Really appreciate you coming to me. 1022 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:43,249 'Course. 1023 00:39:43,282 --> 00:39:45,684 But, uh, the answer's no. 1024 0