Horrible Bosses

- "Who's first"? No. - We don't want you to kill us. 606 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,619 We want you to kill another person. If anyone's first, probably him. 607 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:25,817 No. Goddamn it. 608 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:28,463 Gentlemen, gentlemen, what are you talking about? 609 00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:31,399 Your ad said you do wet work. 610 00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:34,695 That's correct. I urinate on other men for money. 611 00:31:34,992 --> 00:31:36,403 - What was that? - What'd he say? 612 00:31:36,403 --> 00:31:38,198 I think he said he pisses on dudes. 613 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:42,003 Why else do you think my ad was in the "men seeking men" section? 614 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:44,469 Where was it? 615 00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:46,512 - You fucking idiot. - Could you be dumber? 616 00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:49,879 Why look in the men seeking men.....? We are men looking for a man. 617 00:31:49,879 --> 00:31:51,986 How do people let you work on their teeth? 618 00:31:51,986 --> 00:31:54,623 They don't, actually. I just hand the tools to Julia. 619 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:59,091 Are you telling me that I have driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on? 620 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:00,752 - Uh-uh. - Well, it's not our thing. 621 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,953 Sorry about that. 622 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:05,464 Can I use your toilet? I stored up rather a large amount of pee for this. 623 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:08,399 Sure. Yeah, it's right through there. Knock yourself out. 624 00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:11,403 Oh, and by the way, I still will want my $200. 625 00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:12,870 - Understandable. - We insist. 626 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:15,306 - Two hundred, huh? A bargain. - To kill three people? 627 00:32:15,306 --> 00:32:17,537 - I thought it was such a good deal. - Dipshit. 628 00:32:17,537 --> 00:32:21,274 - Reflects poorly on me that you're my friend. - Hear what's going on in there? 629 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,850 That was almost all over us. 630 00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:29,351 Okay, I am going to take the blame on that one. 631 00:32:29,351 --> 00:32:32,050 - You bet your ass you will. - You should take the blame. 632 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:35,060 - It was an honest mistake. - That's not how you find a killer. 633 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:37,756 - Oh, you know how to find a killer? - Yeah, I bet I..... 634 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,198 Yeah, hey, you know what? Yeah. I got an idea. 635 00:32:40,198 --> 00:32:41,461 What are you doing? 636 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,660 What are you doing? 637 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:44,073 Good evening, Mr. Buckman. 638 00:32:44,073 --> 00:32:47,205 Thank you for contacting Nav Guide. My name is Gregory. 639 00:32:47,205 --> 00:32:49,105 How may I be of service this evening? 640 00:32:49,105 --> 00:32:53,146 Yeah, we're looking for the most dangerous bar in the city. Can you help us, please? 641 00:32:53,146 --> 00:32:55,181 - We're going to dinner. - I am sorry? 642 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:58,843 Looking for a bar filled with criminals. Lowlife thugs, hard-core shitheads. 643 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:01,353 - What do you got for us? - Let's go to a restaurant. 644 00:33:01,353 --> 00:33:05,221 I am afraid our listings are not organized by danger, sir. 645 00:33:05,221 --> 00:33:08,363 I see there's an Applebee's three blocks from your location. 646 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,055 - Perfect. - No, not really helpful. 647 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,895 They're not the kind of shitheads we need. Anything else? 648 00:33:12,895 --> 00:33:14,934 I could direct you to a neighborhood... 649 00:33:14,934 --> 00:33:16,765 ...with the greatest number of carjackings. 650 00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:19,737 - Now we're thinking outside the box. - I want to go to dinner. 651 00:33:19,737 --> 00:33:21,399 - Love it. - That's probably right. 652 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:24,774 Very good, sir. You may wish to lock your doors. 653 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:33,620 - This is worse than getting pissed on. - Shh. 654 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,779 - I'd rather be pissed on. - Jesus. 655 00:33:35,779 --> 00:33:38,654 You weren't kidding, Gregory. This is, uh, a bad part of town. 656 00:33:38,654 --> 00:33:41,126 You can stay on the line. You're still there? 657 00:33:41,126 --> 00:33:44,266 - I am still here, sir. - Just keep, uh, keep us on the line. 658 00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:47,766 I am always curious about these things, but is your real name Gregory? 659 00:33:47,766 --> 00:33:52,032 Uh, no, sir. My real name is Atmanand. 660 00:33:52,032 --> 00:33:53,504 How do you get Gregory from that? 661 00:33:53,504 --> 00:33:56,008 Oh. Gregory was assigned to me... 662 00:33:56,008 --> 00:33:58,669 .....by Nav Guide. Why not let you use your real name? 663 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:0...